Inspector Gadget Page #3

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- Not bad at all.

- [Relieved Sigh]

It's got a sort of postmodern

Captain Hook kind of feel to it.

Very diabolical.

[Chuckles]

I deserve

a dashing appellation.

"Dashing Appalachian"? What is that?

A hillbilly with a tuxedo?

- No, you idiot!

- No!

[Chuckles]

It's a nickname...

one that will send my enemies

cowering in fear.

Ah.

Ah, too bad

"Hook" is taken, huh?

- How 'bout..."Captain Claw"?

- Oh.

- No, no, no, no, no...

- Or "Santa Claw."

Just "Claw."

One word,

like "Madonna."

Well, anyhoo, Captain...

Sir... Mr Claw,

I know how much you like

to maintain an active lifestyle,

so I have managed to design...

a few interchangeable options.

- Hi, hi. [Laughs]

- Oh, very clever, Kramer.

[Mocking]

"Very clever, Kramer."

- Very clever, indeed. [Chuckles]

- [Gasps]

Well, first we have

the opera hand...

for those special nights out.

And I know how much

you enjoy Japanese food,

so I made you a sushi hand...

see there?

[Mimics Eating]

Tasty.

- Hmm.

- [Nervously] Also,

I don't remember if you enjoy

the medieval fare, but...

Kramer, that's enough.

Sikes, bring on the foot.

- [Shrieks, Sighs]

- Oops.

Hmm?

[Mechanical Whirring]

[Metallic Clang]

[Popping, Whizzing]

- [Chirping]

- What the...

What have they got me on?

Ooh! Ooh!

Oh, my... Oh! Ooh!

[Screams]

[Shrieking]

- I, um...

- Your thumb's on fire!

- I seem to be having a reaction.

- [Shrieking]

- Mr Brown.

- Oh. Oh, it's you.

It's all right.

It's all right.

- [Panting] Um, I, uh...

- [Mechanical Noises Continue]

I don't know what's wrong.

I, uh... I seem to be ill,

and I can't remember anything.

You may not remember very much

right now. You suffered a major

concussion in the explosion.

- What happened?

- You've just come out of

a very long recovery.

You are now a sophisticated network

of tissue, hardware and software.

No! I gotta get outta here.

Mr Brown...

Mr Brown, come back here.

We're gonna go in...

I'll take...

[Gasps]

[Panting]

Look, Mr Brown, I know

that this is all new for you,

and it must feel strange.

- [Mechanical Whirring]

- You will adjust.

- My head is very heavy.

- Don't worry. That's easy to fix.

[Grunts]

I don't wanna be like this.

I don't understand

what happened to me.

John, we saved your life.

I'm not me any more.

I'm a hardware store.

This is a huge opportunity.

You were designed...

as the first prototype

cyber police officer for

the Riverton Police Department.

You said yourself you wanted

to help people... this is your chance.

- I do want to help people.

- I know.

- Aiyee!

- Oh!

- [Coughs]

- I'll be with you every step

of the way.

Okay. I'd shake your hand

but you might lose an eye.

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