Inside the Bank Job Page #3

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Shtum (quiet), lads.

Coppers at 12 o'clock.

Damn...

What are you two doing here,

personally?

I thought you were way past

being a bagman, Jerry.

Your associate Sonia Bern has raised

prices at that knocking shop of hers.

- 120 quid up from a 100.

- And your point?

A rising tide lifts all ships, mate.

I think we are owed some money.

- Cause even Sonia's can be raided.

- Yeah, you would do that, wouldn't you?

You'd kill the goose that

lays you golden eggs.

Wouldn't that be dumb, would it?

But then again,

everyone knows coppers are dumb.

Now you can do one thing for me.

You stop your collegues from

having their boys night out in my clubs.

They're loud, they're lewd (horny)

and they expect free oral sex.

You know what, that's disgusting.

My, most of them have families.

We'll pass the word along.

Lew, you tell your

greedy little bobbies (cops)...

to find their

perks (extra income) elsewhere.

No one is going to bother me.

My patrons could have a lot of these

wank-cockers cut out of pasture.

Well, I'd say, spread the wealth around

and keep the peace.

Five quid a week extra.

- It's all it's worth.

- I'll pass it on.

- Drysdale.

- Urquhart.

Lord Drysdale, can I offer you a drink

before your session?

Very kind of you, Sonia.

- Good to see you.

- As well, Urquhart, as well.

Good girl.

Tighter!

Yes, that's a good girl.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah.

Louder.

Louder!

Come on.

We want a kiss,

what's wrong with you?

- I just can't.

- Come on...

Give her a snogging (kiss), babe.

Hello.

So you were in a magazine the other day?

The Campari ad on the beach.

Nice.

Must have been an old one,

I'm not modeling any more.

I don't know why.

You're still a knockout.

- What are you doing these days, Dave?

- Me?

A bit of film work.

Extra, you know.

And you, Kevin?

You're still snapping, I see.

The wedding photos?

No no, these are just

photos for the family.

Fashion is my game.

Fashion and passports.

- And the odd snap of a wayward husband.

- Thank you, Dave.

So, what's the verdict, boys?

We're interested.

First thing we should do

is take a look at the place,

suss (check) it out.

- Maybe open a box of our own.

- I've already done that.

We can go and have a look tomorrow.

Tomorrow it is.

Heads up, lads.

- She's adorable, your little one.

- She is off.

And what a gorgeous flower girl

your eldest made.

Thanks. Catherine.

I do envy you.

- Kev, you want to dance?

- Yeah, come on.

It was lovely to see you all.

- Ciao.

- Ciao.

- All right, mate.

- All right.

She envies me...

She's being sarcastic?

I suppose what she meant was,

money can't by what we have.

Didn't you use to go out with her?

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