In the Weeds Page #4
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- Year:
- 2000
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That's Stan's table.
But because I find
belligerent sexy,
I will try to throw you
a few extra covers.
Now, what do you say?
Blow me.
What?
And shatter the fantasy?
This is where
we hang out and sneak food.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Adam, this is Martha.
- She's new.
- Hi.
Nice to meet you.
Okay.
You want me to give you
a dollar?
This is a very important meal.
Don't f*** it up.
Is this silverware clean?
There are fingerprints
all over this thing.
Clean it all again!
Go smoke a cigarette
or something.
Just don't let
you-know-who catch you.
Hey.
Kurt's ready for the specials,
and he's pissed off.
Soup today...
is puree of carrot.
It's not carrot puree.
If I hear anybody say
"carrot puree,"
you're f***in' fired.
No chicken stock.
So all the little
vegetarian pansies can eat it.
Appetizer is tuna tartar
with a pinch of dill sauce.
No temperature on this.
$ 10.
I got 30 of them.
I want them all gone by the end
of the f***in' shift!
Can we do the tuna
without the sauce?
What?
Can we do the tuna without...
Please come over here.
You interrupt me again,
and you're f***in' fired.
Move back, you little rat.
Entre special.
Steak au poivre,
That's "crusted with pepper"
for all you high-school actor
dropout f***in' morons.
You figure that one out
on your own.
22 bucks.
No. F***.
It's 25 bucks.
86 the salmon croquettes.
Anybody have any questions?
One more thing.
Any of you little f***in' rats
go in my freezer
without my permission,
you're f***in' fired.
And after I fire you,
I'm gonna kick your f***in' ass
back to Staten Island.
Bye-bye.
- Did you clean all the menus?
- Yes.
Tell the kitchen when
the big tables are coming?
Yes.
So how's the modeling
career going?
Well, I'm not doing porn,
but I am still here.
Aren't we all?
Adam, because you're taking
Simon's table tonight.
Man came in.
- He's gonna propose.
- Okay.
He wants this in her dessert.
Crme brle.
And he gave me this.
Ah, ah.
I keep one for commission.
Okay. Follow me.
Here we go.
Do you have something
more romantic?
More romantic?
Oh, my.
This is Siberia.
What's the matter,
you don't like us?
I like that.
Honey?
That's a table for four, sir.
It's gonna be fine.
Thank you.
Thanks.
So how many years
is your program?
Two years of classes
and then a year of fieldwork.
And my thesis, which is titled
"Love and Monogamy.
Yeah, Right. "
I'm starting to think
If this place counted,
I'd have a PhD.
They're all yours.
Good luck.
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