In the Weeds Page #2
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that aren't so great.
I want to move it all tonight.
the most bottles.
Okay?
Got it?
Get rid of it.
You hear that?
Push that wine.
And good luck.
I tried it. It sucks.
Okay.
Next on the agenda.
Ohh.
Seems our little Chrissy
filled in a credit-card tip
last night on a party of eight.
- How much?
- They left it empty.
I thought they were
letting me decide.
Well, the total was $400.
So he left himself another $400.
Wouldn't you say it must have
been excellent service?
I got a pregnant wife, okay?
Babies cost money.
If any of you ever, ever pull
something like this again,
you're out.
And I won't return the deposit
on your apron.
All right.
Last issue.
Simon's table.
Very V.I.P.
V.V.I.P.
Who wants it?
Adam?
He doesn't hate you.
I take it he's sitting up
on his perch.
Where else?
All right, boys and girls.
Here we go.
Happy faces.
Sell with ingenuity.
Fresh pepper and cheese
will up your gratuity.
Up your gratuity.
I heard that.
Five bucks to anyone
who will take Simon's table.
- I don't think so.
I'm gonna get
some Lotto tickets.
You guys want in?
- How much is the jackpot?
- $31 million.
I'm in.
Mexican busboy wins Lotto,
buys restaurant, fires staff.
I can see it.
I'm in.
How'd your big audition go?
It was a call-back.
It was a producer's call-back.
I don't want to talk about it
and jinx myself.
This guy before me is in there
5 minutes.
I'm in there 20.
I almost had to excuse myself.
I don't want to say any more.
Married.
Gay.
Involved.
Jehovah's Witness.
God only knows.
They're gonna see people
into the night
and then make their decision.
My agent's gonna beep me.
I'm going crazy.
I want this thing so bad.
Can you imagine
getting out of here?
Can I imagine it?
It's all I ever think about.
You're telling me
there's not one available
hetero man
in this whole restaurant?
Well, there's Cliff.
But he's out for a couple weeks.
One of his testicles enlarged
to the size of a grapefruit.
There's Marlon, but he's
too in love with himself.
Like "Romeo and Juliet"
without the Juliet.
Oh, then there's Adam,
but he just had
Caught his girlfriend cheating.
Sworn off love.
I'll do the candles.
- You can do salt and peppers.
- No.
Chloe, who is your cute,
little, babe-in-the-woods,
fragile-little-egg friend?
- You must be Marlon.
- My reputation precedes me.
Now get lost.
Believe everything you've heard.
Adam.
Because you're serving royalty,
I'm gonna have Becky help you.
- Give her 25 /..
- This wasn't my idea.
That's okay.
Simon doesn't tip.
Tonight he might.
Try to impress this investor.
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