If Only Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2004
- 92 min
- 2,477 Views
I have to go in.
Excuse me for interrupting,
Mr. Wyndham.
This is for you, I just thought that
you might need the exact same folder
you already have.
I see.
Okay, well...
False alarm. Terribly sorry.
I just thought... I just wanted to make
sure you... he had everything he needed.
Because he worked so hard on it.
I mean, really dedicated...
and he deserves for this
to all go perfectly.
Not like this.
This is my fault. Me.
So anyway, really nice to
meet all of you.
You were right, they really are
a serious-looking bunch.
In a good way.
So, in conclusion...
Ian's good. Give him the money.
See you later.
So, move on, shall we?
I forgot my purse.
He already had the folder.
Take this folder.
I never want to see it again.
- I think that went well.
- Did it?
Yeah, the glaring, the awkwardness.
The cold stare from Ian.
Just what I was hoping for.
You? Come on, let's go to work.
There's a guy there who loves
your delightfully impulsive nature.
I can't do it. I'm bad.
Come here.
You are not bad.
Do you know why?
Because if you were bad, then that
would mean I was a bad teacher...
and in fact
I am a fabulous teacher, right?
Hence, you couldn't
possibly be bad.
You've got a point.
Come on.
Let's all play together.
You're ready?
One, two, three...
Did you land the money then?
I had them, I had them
in the palm of my hand.
I can't believe Samantha pulled
She spent all morning being peeved
at me for 'not being in the moment'
or some such bollocks.
All birds are like that.
Yeah, especially the yanks.
Where do they come up with them?
Oprah.
Oh, right.
You're up guys.
Excuse me, Miss. I couldn't help
but notice that you work here.
I was just wondering
what time you... knock off?
Oh, just piss off, will you?
Oh, sh*t. Sorry, mate.
That's all right, mate. Sorry.
I should be heading off anyway.
Samantha. Right.
See you later, boys.
Bye bye, Romeo.
- Definitely liked you, mate.
I just need an objective
person to tell me
if the surrealist nudes
should go on the east wall...
multiple phallus sculptures there.
they look pretty amazing
when the sun hits them.
I bet they do.
Is that Ian?
What's he doing?
The surprise.
Clifton Hall, please.
That's a music school, isn't it?
Yeah, there's a concert there tonight.
Your girlfriend's a musician?
That's right.
And you're having problems
with your love life.
How in the world did you know that?
People in my profession are second
only to barmen in knowing about
the problems of the heart.
So what's the trouble?
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