Ice Breaker Page #3

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(record scratch)

- 12 Seasons, can I got

your continental breakfast?

Maybe a banana up your ass!?

- Interview? Yes?

No? Okay.

Well, um, you have a great day.

Are you sure?

I didn't even know him that well.

(knocks)

Tyler, come on.

Answer the door.

I rolled my socks for you man, I'm tired.

I had to go into a truck,

it's been really tiring.

I know stuff's rough.

Whoa, jeez.

Whoa, whoa.

- [Tyler] My sweet dear boy, Kevin.

I've escaped this

madhouse you call society.

I'm sick of all the posers

flaking their way through life.

India is calling my name.

The name of Tyler.

- Son of a...

Bulldog.

Hey petty, pedi-cab guy?

- Oh sh*t.

- What're you doing here?

Do you live here?

- Next door, unfortunately.

What're you doing here?

- I was supposed to live here.

Like right there.

- Do you know Tyler?

- Yeah, he's my cousin.

But, uh, apparently he moved to India.

- Yeah, he said something actually about

leaving his key.

- Howdy, neighbor.

Want to trade foot massages?

Hey there neighbor, I

found a wart on my sole.

Well hey there neighbor.

Hey there neighbor.

Hey there neighbor.

I love you so much.

You're my favorite neighbor.

- His cousin's stranded.

- That's what he did?

- Sorry about that.

That sucks.

You know, I actually

know a ton of cool places

you can stay that are not

right here next door to me.

- Could you maybe give me a ride?

Yeah, let's go.

- Sure.

I don't care.

I don't care about my wife.

- Oh, thank you.

- It's 30 bucks a night, can't beat that.

- I got 16.

- 16 total?

- Yeah.

- Okay, this whole me

carrying your bags thing?

Ends right now.

Thought I was getting a tip for this.

- Oh, uh...

Okay.

- Kevin, here's the 20

you gave me Daddy Warbags.

You can pay me back by coming to my show.

- Oh, thank you so much.

Great, when is it so I

can put it in my phone?

- It's 22nd, Friday.

- Okay yeah, I'll do that right now.

- Yeah, do whatever you want bud.

Don't forget.

They kick you out after seven days.

- Okay, well thank you.

- Yeah, you can thank me.

And I hope you do, big time.

- [Kevin] Yep.

- So where you from Kevin?

- Oh, I'm from Lubbock.

- Well Lubbock or leave it.

Arlgiht, you're all set, room three,

down the hall on the right.

- So where is it, sorry?

- It's across from the

space cowboy armadillo.

He's the only one who smokes inside,

don't get any ideas now.

- I'll try not to.

(acoustic guitar music)

Hey there.

- Hello.

- What're you reading there?

- Ginsberg.

- I didn't know you

guys had two paintings.

- Yeah dude, they all do.

- Okay boys.

- What're you homos doing

inside, it's a Friday night.

I mean, unless you are homos.

That's cool.

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