Ice Age Page #6

Pack of long teeth and claws.

Pack of wolves? Pack of...

Pack of bears? Pack of fleas?

Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?

- Pachyderm?

- Pack of lies.

Pack of troubles. Pack a wallop.

Pack of birds.

Pack of flying fish.

Great news. I found a short cut.

- What do you mean, short cut?

- I mean faster than the long way around.

I know what a short cut is.

Either we beat the humans to Glacier Pass

or we take the long way and miss 'em.

Through there? What do you take me for?

This time tomorrow,

you could be a free mammoth.

Or a nanny. I never get tired of peekaboo.

Guys. Guys. Check this out.

Sid, the tiger found a short cut.

No, thanks. I choose life.

Then I suggest you take the short cut.

- Are you threatening me?

- Move, sloth!

Way to go, tiger.

Quick. Get inside.

OK, I vote short cut.

Guys, stick together.

It's easy to get lost in here.

Guys?

A fish.

Will you keep up, please?

Hard enough to keep track of one baby.

I gotcha.

Captain, iceberg ahead.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Who's up for round two?

Tell the kid to be more careful.

Look, look. Tigers.

No, it's OK, it's OK. Look, the tigers

are just playing tag with the antelope.

- With their teeth.

- Come on, Sid, let's play tag.

You're it.

Sure. OK, OK, OK, where are the sloths?

You never see any sloths.

Have you ever noticed?

- Look, Manny, a mammoth.

- Somebody pinch me.

Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you.

And he's got a family.

And he's happy.

Look, he's playing with his kid.

See? That's your problem.

That's what mammoths are supposed to do.

- Sid...

- Find a she-mmoth, have baby mammoths...

- Sid.

- What?

- Shut up.

- But...

Well, would you look at that!

The tiger actually did it. There's Half Peak.

Next stop, Glacier Pass.

- How could I ever have doubted you?

- Did you hear that, little fella?

You're almost home.

My feet are sweating.

Do we have to get a newsflash

every time your body does something?

He's doing it for attention.

Just ignore him.

Seriously! My feet are really hot!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

- Tell me that was your stomach.

- Shh!

I'm sure it was just thunder.

From underground?

Come on, keep up with me!

I would if you were moving!

- Wow, I wish I could jump like that.

- Wish granted.

- Come on, move faster.

- Have you noticed the river of lava?

Hold Pinky.

Manny.

Manny, Manny, Manny, you okay?

Come on, come on, say something. Anything.

What? What? I can't hear you.

You're standing on my trunk.

- Oh, you're okay! Oh, you're okay!

- Why did you do that?

You could have died, trying to save me.

That's what you do in a herd.

You look out for each other.

Well, thanks.

I don't know about you guys,

but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

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