Ice Age Page #5

- Yeah, well, you know...

Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying, ladies...

Hey. Hi, Manny.

What's the matter with you?

Excuse me, ladies. You just keep

marinating and I'll be right back.

Sexy.

He's not much to look at,

but it's so hard to find a family guy.

Tell me about it.

All the sensitive ones get eaten.

No, no, no. Manny, please,

I'm begging you. I need him.

- A good-lookin' guy like you?

- You say that, but you don't mean it.

No, seriously. Look at you.

Those ladies, they don't stand a chance.

- You have a cruel sense of humor.

- Don't let me cramp your style.

- Thanks, Manny. You're a pal.

- Without Pinky.

Manny, I need him.

So, ladies, where were we?

- Carl.

- Easy, Frank.

Pretty tail walks by, suddenly he moves

like a cheetah. And that tiger...

Yeah, Mr. Great Tracker.

Can't even find a sloth.

What am I? The wet nurse?

What are you lookin' at, bone bag?

Look at you. You're gonna

grow into a great predator.

I don't think so. What have you got?

You got a little patch of fur.

No fangs, no claws.

You're folds of skin wrapped in mush.

What's so threatening about you?

Does this look like

a petting zoo to you? Huh?

OK. All right, wise guy.

You just earned a time-out.

You think that's funny? How about this?

You'll be a little snack for the owls.

You're a brave little squirt, I'll give you that.

Thank goodness. Thank goodness.

No. A tiger.

Help. Help.

- Where's the baby?

- Manfred has him.

Just put me in your mouth.

Come on. Hurry up. He got me.

Help.

- Get away from me.

- It went this way.

Over here.

Carl. The tiger beat us to him.

Wait a minute.

He's dead all right.

Carnivores have all the fun.

Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts

like that. But you know how it is.

All right, thanks. You can put me down now.

Manny. Manny.

Guys, I thought we were in a hurry.

And Diego, spit that out.

You don't know where it's been.

Boy. For a second there,

I thought you were gonna eat me.

- I don't eatjunk food.

- Thought you were gonna...

I thought you were gonna... Were you?

Come on, wait up. Wait up. Come on,

come on. Can you wait a second, please?

Fellas.

Thanks for waiting.

Three, two, one...

Sure is faithful.

- Don't make me reach back.

- He started it.

I don't care who started it. I'll finish it.

Modern architecture. It'll never last.

Hiya, Manny.

Hi, Diego.

Hey, Sid.

- You're lost.

- No. I know exactly where we are.

Ask him directions.

- I don't need directions.

- Fine, I'll ask him.

Buddy. You see any humans go by here?

I love this game. I love this game. OK, OK.

Three words. First word.

Stomp. No, no. Stamp, stamp.

Let me try. Pack.

Good one, Manny.

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