iCarly Page #5

Carly:

You can’t bury your love in ham!

Sam:

I can try!

Freddie:

(walking to Carly) She admit it?

Carly:

Denied

Freddie:

Ah, figured

Carly:

Ah, she’s just a little awkward about liking guys.

Freddie:

Oh, well.(starts to walk away)

Carly:

No, no, no, no. No oh well. We’re gonna make this happen.

Freddie:

Why?

Carly:

Cause’ Brad’s awesome(Freddie rolls his eyes) It’s the first time Sam’s ever liked a guy who’s not disgusting, or heavily tattooed, or on parole.

Freddie:

But if Sam won’t even admit that she likes him how are we gonna get them-

Carly:

You’ve seen the animal channel(Freddie’s confused) The(looks around and pushes Freddie away from the middle of the Hallway)The horses(Freddie is even more confused) When they want two horses to, you know “date”,(Freddie holds back a smile and laughter-Carly awkwardly) They put them in the same barn together and then they like turn the barn lights down and(shaking Freddie) you know what I’m talkin’ about why are you making me say it!

Freddie:

So we get Sam and Brad, take em to a barn-

Carly:

Stop it this is important. Help me do this, for Sam.

Freddie:

Alright, but if she gets mad at me-

Gibby:

(running in)Hey hey, uh Spencer pucked a little bit.

Carly:

Please, please just clean it up. We have something really important to do. Come on (Freddie mouths sorry and they walk away)

Gibby:

Sure. Always make Gibby clean the vomit out of the sensory stimulus chamber.

End Scene Six

Scene Seven

begins in the classroom where Sam and Brad are working on their school project together

Sam:

So how’d you learn to make fudge?

Brad:

Oh, my uh Great grandmother taught me.

Sam:

She was a good woman Brad

Brad:

She’s still alive

Sam:

Even better

Carly and Freddie enter and Carly encourages Freddie to make the announcement now

Freddie:

Uh, hey everyone, I uh just saw a two-headed frog out in the courtyard (Sam and Brad shrug) Two heads, on a frog! Come on I’ll show ya!

Carly:

Yes follow Freddie, come on, alright (Sam and Brad start to leave) Oh wait don’t go

Sam:

Why not?

Brad:

We wanna see the two-headed frog

Carly:

Nah Freddie exaggerated the-the number of heads (starts to back out and turn the lights off) I’m not coming back(shakes head and leaves Sam and Brad alone)

Sam and Brad awkwardly move apart

Brad:

Just a one headed frog

Sam:

Less impressive

End Scene Seven

Scene Eight

begins in the other classroom with Spencer pacing in the sensory stimulus chamber.

Spencer:

Come on I am starving!!

Gibby:

(in an accent) It wears the blindfold if it wants to be fed

Spencer:

Stop doing that accent it’s creeping me out(hitting glass)and give me some food!

Carly:

Put on the blindfold and we’ll feed you

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