iCarly script
iCarly (2011)
Synopsis: Carly Shay finds her previously "normal" life turned upside down when her Internet show, "iCarly," becomes an instant smash with young Web heads. With her parents traveling abroad, Carly must rely on the help of friends Sam and Freddie, and her quirky older brother, Spencer, to cope with the newfound success.

Scene One

Begins in a school classroom with an arm wrestling match

Carly:

Alright, here we go!

Cheering

Sam:

Ok Benson, let’s do this thing.

Freddie:

Just a sec

Rolls up sleeves to show muscles, puts arms above head to stretch arms and neck

Oohing and ahhing

Sam:

I’m getting (singing) booored

Carly:

Sit down boy... Ok, you ready?

Freddie:

Ready

Carly:

You ready?

Sam:

Call it.

Carly:

Aaand go!

Sam wins

Freddie:

How long?

Carly:

3.2 seconds

Freddie:

Yeah! That’s the longest it’s ever taken you to beat me! Whoo!

Flexes muscles

Sam:

(Sarcastically) Congratulations

Gibby:

Dude (reaches out to fist bump)

Freddie:

Hey Brad

Brad:

Hey man

All:

Hey Brad/ Hows it going?/ Good to see ya

Brad:

Sup guys

Carly:

So, how ya likein’ Ridgeway?

Brad:

Good, pretty cool so far

Sam:

Nice, nice

Carly:

Awesome

Brad:

So ah, how are things working out with Cort on iCarly?

Carly:

Oh (looks at Freddie who gives her a ha ha look) we ahh, had to fire Cort.

Sam:

Yeah

Brad:

Why, What happened?

Carly:

Oh, he just turned out to be...

Sam:

Not the best

Freddie:

He was dangerously stupid.

Sam/Carly:

Say words of agreement

Brad:

Well hey, if you’re still looking for some help with iCarly I’d be happy to-

Carly:

You still want to be our intern?

Sam:

Really?

Brad:

I’d love it

Carly:

Awesome

Sam:

Done

Freddie:

You’re in

Sam:

And you still make fudge right?

Brad:

Ooh yeah! I love making fudge for people. In fact, fudge.

All:

Sounds of happiness and fudge getting

Sam:

Oh, you got to make a load of this stuff for the lock-in.

Freddie:

Big load

Carly:

Oh yeah

Brad:

What’s a lock-in?

Carly:

Oh, every year at Ridgeway they have this thing where the students spend a whole Saturday night in school and we all finish our semester projects.

Freddie:

Everyone pulls an all nighter.

Brad:

Sounds cool

Carly:

Yeah it’s kinda fun.

Gibby:

Yeah it’s fun unless you happen to fall asleep and SAM DRAWS SOMETHING ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

Brad:

What did she draw on your forehead?

Gibby:

You don’t need to know. (Brad nods)

Sam:

Would you forget about that already?

Gibby:

I CAN’T. YOU TOOK PICTURES THAT’LL LIVE ON THE INTERNET FOREVER

Sam:

It wasn’t that bad

Gibby:

Not that bad? READ THE COMMENTS

Sam throws hands up in annoyance

Carly:

It was a pretty accurate drawing

End scene one-main titles

Scene Two

begins with Carly and Sam doing their web show from the iCarly studio

Carly:

Look at us

Sam:

Now back at Gibby

Carly:

Now back at us

Sam:

Now back at Gibby

Carly:

His hands are full of tuna fish salad... Now look down

Sam:

Back up

Carly:

Out your window

Sam:

Think about cheese

Carly:

Stop thinking about cheese

Sam:

Your web show isn’t as good as this web show

Carly:

But your web show can smell like this web show

Sam:

If you have a Gibby

Carly:

Holding a large blob of tuna fish salad

Gibby:

I’m on a cow

Carly:

Now before we go

Sam:

How about a hand for our newest addition to iCarly

Carly:

A guy who helps us out for free

Sam:

And makes top notch fudge

Carly:

Say hello to iCarly’s new intern

Both:

BRAD/brad, brad, brad/he’s brad with a “B”,...

Carly:

And so ends another edition of iCarly

Sam:

I think we all learned a little something tonight

Carly:

No we didn’t

Sam:

Oh that’s right we learned nothing

Carly:

We wasted your time

Sam:

Bye

Carly:

Later

Sam:

Peace

Carly:

Nuggets

Sam:

Kiss a hamster

Carly:

Don’t pet the sweaty stuff

Sam:

Botswana

Carly:

Botswana

Sam:

Botswana

Both:

Bots, bots, Botswana

Freddie:

And we are clear(Carly and Sam high five) good show guys. I like the little improvy thing.

Both:

Thanks

Brad:

So, did I do okay?

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Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider (born January 14, 1966) is an American actor, television and film writer, and producer. After appearing in mostly supporting roles in a number of 1980s and 1990s films and TV shows, Schneider devoted himself to behind-the-scenes work in production. He is the co-president of television production company Schneider's Bakery. He created/co-created All That, The Amanda Show, What I Like About You, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and The Adventures of Kid Danger and Captain Man. more…

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