I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With Page #3
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- Year:
- 2006
- 80 min
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Nice Romanesque vaulting.
- They don't make this anymore.
- You love Chicago.
I do. I know. Manny's.
Manny's is great,
but my car is up by Wrigley Field.
- Why is it up by Wrigley?
But you don't live by Wrigley.
Shouldn't your car be near where you live?
Yeah, but I got a great space.
[Speaking Filipino Angrily]
Nothing hotter than
an elderly angry Filipino woman.
- Nothing in the world.
- Nothing in the world.
- Look at that.
- Arrgh, matey. Get your hot dogs.
Get your hot dogs. Arrgh.
What does being a pirate
have to do with hot dogs?
That's sad.
- Why a pirate?
- I don't know. Let's go find out.
- Let's go ask him.
- I gotta go to the bank.
All right. You go to the bank.
I'm gonna find out why he's a pirate.
- Find out.
- All right.
Thank you, ladies. Arrgh.
Hey, James.
- Yeah?
- Larry.
- Larry?
- It's...
- Larry?
- It's Larry.
- What are you doing? You're dressed like a pirate.
- Yeah.
- What does pirates have to do with hot dogs?
- Listen. You gotta do me a big favor.
I got a big audition at 11:00,
and my boss won't let me leave...
unless I get somebody to cover for me.
- Not me.
- Come on, man. You owe me.
- Well, what's the audition for?
- Uh, Marty.
Marty?
- Yeah, Marty.
- Paddy Chayefsky's Marty?
I guess.
That makes no sense.
Marty's a perfect movie.
Won an Academy Award.
Ernest Borgnine won an Academy Award.
I even have the video version with Rod Steiger.
I've seen it a million times.
It takes place in New York, not Chicago.
My reading's this afternoon.
- Who's the casting director?
- Burl Canasta.
Burl Canasta?
He loves me.
Why didn't Burl Canasta bring me in?
I'm perfect for Marty.
- That makes no sense.
I've always wanted to do anything by
Paddy Chayefsky. Now they're remaking Marty.
- Wait. Who is Paddy Chayefsky?
- Who's Paddy Chayefsky?
He's one of the greatest writers
that's ever lived.
He wrote Marty.
He won an Academy Award for it.
- I'm sorry. I didn't know.
- He also wrote Network.
Is that the movie where everyone,
uh, yells out the window?
Yes. That's what it's about,
people yelling out the window.
- Yeah, I didn't see it. I remember it.
- Oh, that's beautiful.
Please do me this one favor.
You owe me.
You ripped the cover
on my Silver Surfer number one.
- I told you I'd paid you back.
- When?
Well, I'd much rather pay you back.
Lookit. You cover for me,
and we'll call it even.
- Can I have two?
- [James] Sure.
- Do you have mustard?
- No.
Oh, then I don't want any.
Hey, little fella. Why you wearin' a poncho?
It's so nice out.
Whenever I'm bad,
my dad makes me wear it.
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