I Sell The Dead Page #4

Synopsis: 18th century justice catches up with a pair of grave robbers. With only a few hours to go before his date with the guillotine, Arthur Blake tells his life story to Father Francis Duffy. Before long, Arthur spills the beans on how he got started in the grim corpse peddling business with seasoned ghoul Willie Grimes.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn McQuaid
Production: IFC Films
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
62
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
NOT RATED
Year:
2008
85 min
Website
50 Views


making sure he was happy.

Meanwhile, we weren't making a penny.

On the bread line, we were.

A hard slog.

One job though, one

job changed all that.

One job turned us from

body snatchers into ghouls.

Ghouls?

Ghouls.

A body snatcher will steal the dead,

but a ghoul will steal just

about anything, dead or other.

Time was when a corpse didn't do much,

just laid there.

Not so anymore.

Well, I mean, surely to God,

a corpse is a corpse is a corpse.

What harm is one to anyone?

Plenty, if it has a good mind to.

I see.

No, you don't.

I think I do.

Father, if I've learned

anything over the years,

it's that you never,

ever trust a corpse.

I had hoped to be

hearing these tales today.

When I first heard that the

snatchers Grimes and Blake

had been reprimanded, I

rushed here to meet with you.

You've heard of us, then?

Oh, your reputation precedes you

in certain circles.

Occult circles.

You have some knowledge

of the occult, then.

Things that go...

In the night, yes.

Yes.

When I first heard the stories,

I thought they were

the stuff of nonsense.

But lately I've come to accept them,

and I actively pursue the tellers.

Unfortunately, my time

with them is brief.

In fact, you'd be dead right

now if it wasn't for me.

Is that so?

Oh, yeah.

I paid the executioner

for our time together.

Is this the first

time you've paid someone

to be alone with a man, Father?

You're not looking too

funny right now Mr. Blake.

Willie Grimes.

Willie Grimes introduced you

to the underbelly of

the resurrection trade.

Well, not so much as introduced me,

more as stumbled upon it with me.

Ronnie put us onto this job.

Out on the moors, it was,

right in the middle of nowhere.

Took us ages to find it.

But it was worth the effort.

Right, it's ready.

You can unearth the thing.

I'm wrecked.

You're getting old.

I'm getting hungry.

Me too.

I hate this.

Backbreaking work, and all

we ever are is famished.

And broke.

If that rotten bastard Quint

was a little less miserable,

things might be different.

We should do him in.

Ah, he's too well connected.

Besides, that's a mug's game.

Still, I'm hungry enough,

I could eat that corpse over there.

What you got there?

Sandwich.

A what which?

Sandwich.

It's food.

Food.

Two lumps of bread with

something in the middle.

It's genius.

Ah, it's queer.

No, it's all right.

You can put anything inside.

What's in it?

Uh, looks like...

Like?

Looks like it tastes

better than it looks.

How did you afford one?

- I nicked it.

- Arthur.

What?

I'll pay them back when I'm flush.

I fancy a bite.

Give it here.

I'll tell you what.

I'll share it with you for

a few glugs of your whiskey.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Glenn McQuaid

Glenn McQuaid (born 1972/1973) is an Irish film director. He is known for his feature film debut I Sell The Dead and his involvement in the audio play anthology series Tales From Beyond the Pale, both of which were produced by frequent collaborator Larry Fessenden's Glass Eye Pix. He has also directed a segment of anthology horror film V/H/S. more…

All Glenn McQuaid scripts | Glenn McQuaid Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "I Sell The Dead" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 20 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/i_sell_the_dead_10519>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    I Sell The Dead

    Browse Scripts.com

    I Sell The Dead

    Soundtrack

    »

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.