I Love You, Beth Cooper Page #6

(GRUNTING)

Uh, uh, okay.

(SCREAMS)

Go, get out of here!

Go!

- Weird.

DENIS:
Rich?

RICH:

Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Denis?

Over here, over here.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm coming. I'm fine.

Rich, what are you doing?

I think I've made

a terrible decision.

At which point did you think

that was a good decision?

Yeah, no, no, no, I d...

(SCREAMING)

Rich!

KEVIN:

Denis?

(GRUNTING)

Are you okay?

I'm paralyzed.

I'm a paralyzed virgin.

You'll be okay.

Quadriplegics can have sex.

I saw a documentary about it

once on public television.

Let's go. Come on.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

KEVIN:

Sean, Dustin, come on!

Go, go, go!

(GRUNTING)

They're like cyborgs.

Denis?

Rich! Rich! Rich!

(CAR APPRO ACHING)

Why did you do that?

I thought you were smart.

I was smart.

Oh, my God.

Get him in the car.

Come on.

Are you okay?

TREECE:

Oh, my gosh.

Wait, Rich.

(YELLING)

(TREECE SCREAMING)

Lisbee! Stop the car.

Hey! Come back here!

Call me when you're sober!

(GRO ANS)

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, no, I'm fi...

No blood.

Beth, we got away, so you can

stop escaping now if you want to.

She always drives

like this.

I was in Driver's Ed with her.

You could slow down.

We're gonna try

to watch the cones.

We're gonna watch

the road.

Oh! L... Oh.

Not good, not good. Oh!

I'm gonna need you

to pull over.

BETH:

Oh, sh*t!

(CAR HORN HONKING)

Great, you just killed

everybody in the car.

I'm, like, the least notable

person in this car.

When we all die, I'll be

referred to as fifth student.

So, Beth, uh...

...I just wanna say thanks

for rescuing me...

...back there after

you hit me with your car.

That was pretty cool.

No, you ran into my car.

And I'm not rescuing you.

Kevin is heavily medicated right now.

Cocaine, speed, roid rage,

and he can't have another incident.

He'll get court-martialed

for sure.

Sure, yeah.

Do you remember the specifics

of his last incident?

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

(SCREAMS)

BETH:

Stupid drivers.

Could I borrow your cell phone?

I left mine back at the house.

Thank you very much.

I'll just...

(FOREIGNER'S " FEELS LIKE THE

FIRST TIME" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS)

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

- Honey. Honey, you're vibrating.

- You bet I am.

No, honey, honey,

it could be Denis.

I don't recognize the number.

Do you?

- Sorry.

- No.

Must be a telemarketer.

(LAUGHING)

(SQUEALING)

Oh, Mr. Cooverman.

Hey, Mom, Dad, it...

- Hi, Mrs. C.

TREECE & CAMMY:
Hi, Mrs. C!

Yeah, that was just Rich...

...and we're okay.

And I can explain the kitchen later.

If you need to reach me,

you can reach me at...

Beth, I'm sorry, can I get

your cell phone number?

Sh*t, my phone!

Kevin's probably tracking it.

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