I Love You, Beth Cooper Page #4
Dead Poets Society.
Rich. We know. It's good.
Come here, please.
There are condoms
in my bedside table.
Do you, like, know exactly
how many there are?
They are not toys.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
to have sex.
- With each other?
- No.
Right.
She should really be here by now.
So your parents use condoms?
Not a topic for discussion.
Ever.
Okay. No, it's okay.
I won't.
I just, yeah, I mean, what,
do you think they're lubed? Or...
Incoming!
Go, go, go!
It's the trinity.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
So where's our boy
in uniform?
He's on our sh*t list.
One of his army buddies was
getting all date-rapey with Treece.
- Oh.
- Oh.
So, where's the party?
This is it.
Here, this location.
Welcome.
Come on in.
Warning, roof may be blown off
due to excessive partying.
Well, go ahead,
princess.
Come on up. Yeah.
Watch your step.
Now entering
the party pod, captain.
Um...
Are we the first ones here?
Yeah,
we are never first.
I've never been
in this house before.
La fiesta es this way,
mi bonitas.
Por favor, sweet and salty
comida for your comesting.
Everything's organic.
The pretzels are fat free.
Are you calling me fat?
What?
No. Not... No.
Hey, come on, you, fat? Why would
he say that? He's not retarded.
My brother's retarded.
(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHING)
RICH:
That's... That was... That's cold.
You probably don't even
have a brother.
No, he, uh... He died.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, that was really...
You got me, that was...
I'm so sorry.
It was a long time ago, but thanks.
Yeah.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
What do you want,
Kevin?
I need beer.
Heh, heh. Yeah, you do.
Uh...
Donde esta la beer,
Coovemaster?
My dad doesn't drink beer.
We have champagne.
Ooh. Okay.
Champagne.
Bubbly goodness. Uh...
This is Cristal.
It's the drink of the pimps.
- "The pimps?"
- Mm-hm.
What do you know
about pimps?
Nothing, really.
changed its logo and spelling.
Champagne makes me
do... things.
do things.
Not regular water.
Ha, ha.
Oh, yeah, okay. I, uh...
Classic.
BETH:
I told you.
No, I don't.
No!
No, you can't come here.
Yeah, well...
Maybe.
I'm busy right now, Kevin.
I want some of that.
No, I will not tell you
where I am or who I'm with...
...but I will tell you this, Kevin,
I'm drinking champagne.
Yep. And it is coming right...
Aah! Oh. God. Oh.
It's okay. Oh.
BETH:
Oh, nothing.DENIS:
Yeah.Pfft. Heh.
I'll get this off here.
Would you hurry up?
Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just...
The internal pressure is 90 pounds
per square inch...
...so I don't really know
what the problem...
Don't you dare GPS me.
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