I Can Do Bad All By Myself Page #3

Their mama, she dead.

And so my mother is raising them...

...and that's who you should talk to

to get your money.

If she ain't there, you better get me

the $300 and get my VCR.

That's all I'm telling you.

I'm telling you I don't have $300,

and these ain't my kids.

Let me explain something to you.

If you don't give me my money...

...I'm calling the po-po

on all three of these thugs.

You can use my phone.

Help us, Aunt April.

We tried to find Grandma.

What if I bring them

over to your house...

...and they can work the money off?

-Work it off? Hell, no.

-Clean up?

-What do you mean "what"?

-No, no.

I want my $300.

You gonna bring them to work for me?

You can't bring them to my house

to do nothing.

I got a white woman next door to me

and I have a dog.

You know what that mean?

I don't wanna let O.J.

and Michael Vick at my house.

Well, I don't know what to tell you,

because I don't have--

Fine. Fine.

Make sure

they be over at my house.

That thing ain't even worth--

Say something else.

I want you to say something-- Say--

Snatch away from me,

I'm gonna punch you like I dude.

Say something.

Come in here.

Little O.J., that thug and

Sister Souljah, she know where I live.

-Make sure they be at my house.

-Yeah.

Where is your grandmother?

-We don't know.

-Y'all can't stay here.

Okay, I got a man,

and he don't like kids.

So y'all gonna have

to figure something else out.

All right, y'all can't stay here.

So where is she?

You can't smoke around him.

He has asthma.

Girl, this is my house.

You can wait outside.

-Fine, then. We will.

-Good.

Wait, we ain't been to sleep all night.

I'm tired.

Well, y'all can stay here, but I'm out.

Get up out of here with that attitude.

Come on. Get to stepping.

-Hey, look, I'll see y'all later, okay?

-All right.

-Bye-bye.

-Bye.

Puffy and Biggie,

y'all don't wanna go with Lil' Kim?

-Nope, I'm going to sleep.

-I'm going to bed. Y'all shut up.

Don't make no noise.

I gotta work tonight.

Oh, okay. Good.

Bless you.

God bless you, and come again.

Glad we could help.

-Hi.

-Hello.

I am from Pastor Hector Romalle's

church in Columbia.

-You used to run missions there.

-That was a long time ago.

-What's your full name?

-Sandino. Sandino Ramirez.

You seemed to be doing so well there.

What are you doing here?

I've come to this country

to find a better life.

To find some work.

Not having much luck.

I remember you're here,

I wanted to see if you could help me.

Got any special skills?

What is it that you do?

I'm a handyman.

We have some things around

need to be fixed.

Got plenty of tools,

plenty of supplies.

Don't have much pay,

but we will pay you something.

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