I Call First Page #5

You ever see that one?

-No.

-Liberty Valance. Lee Marvin. Anyway.

He comes into a room in the picture.

He can't just walk into a room.

He walks in. He snarls.

He kicks over a few chairs and tables.

He breaks a few things.

And then he sits down.

l mean, that's really a bad guy.

You mean, he just

does that on his own.

-Better be careful.

-Oh, l'll be all right.

Let's walk. l feel uncomfortable

with you sitting here.

You know, Marvin just can't

do anything normal. He's gotta. . . .

You know, if he, like, picks up a drink,

he's gotta look like he's gonna squash it.

lmagine what women think.

To them, he's the worst bad guy.

He not only kills people,

he breaks furniture.

You like pigeons?

-l had a pigeon coop when l was a kid.

-You did?

-With this Jewish kid on my block.

-How do you make them come back?

-How do you make them come back?

-Well, you fly them.

-You train them with this stick.

-Yeah.

They follow it and come back.

They know to follow the stick.

lf they don't come back,

you go around the corner. . .

. . .and rob some from the other guy.

And you make up for yours.

-Sally?

-What?

-l had $40, it ain't here.

-What do you mean?

l had $40 and someone

took it on me.

We've been here all night.

Nobody took it.

-Forty dollars!

-lt's here someplace.

-That was all the money l had.

-Don't worry, we'll find it.

-lt's around here someplace.

-Well, it ain't here.

-l'll go look by the bar.

-Forty dollars.

-Forty dollars, huh?

-lt ain't here.

lt's gone. Are you sure it's in. . .?

No, it ain't there.

Look, it ain't there.

The money ain't here.

What can l tell you?

-Where'd you leave this?

-Over there.

-You left it over there?

-Yeah, so?

What are you, stupid? You take

your pocketbook, put it behind the bar.

You're supposed to know.

That's stupid, you know?

-You gotta know this.

-That's all the money--

I can 't even get home now.

That's all the money I had.

-l have to walk to Jersey?

-Wanna take a cab?

Here. How much is it gonna cost?

Two, three?

Well, it's right over the tunnel.

-Five dollars.

-Here.

Really? You can afford $5

for me to get back.

Yeah, all right?

Wait outside. l'm gonna

lock up the place.

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