I Call First Page #4

-Well, that depends.

-Oh, no, no. l mean, seriously.

Do you go to school,

do you work or what?

Well, l am, as they say. . .

. . .at the moment,

sort of, in between. . .

. . .at this time,

sort of, in between positions.

-Let us say.

-Well, what did you do?

Well, why didn't you say that?

l was in banking.

-Banking.

-Yeah, you know, a teller.

You know, they say

''Don't kiss a girl in a bank--''

''Because she's a teller. '' Soupy Sales.

Right. 1 963.

All right, so you knew it.

Big deal.

Well, what do you do now?

Why?

Okay.

Sorry. Forget it. Come on.

Okay.

-How many points for that guy?

-1 6 points.

What you mean 1 6 points?

-He's bouncing all over.

-So?

-Why don't you hit him? Go ahead.

-1 6 points.

-l'm gonna hit him. Watch me.

-Real smart.

Yeah, of course l'm real smart.

l'm Smart Joey.

-Smart Joey, turn up the radio, huh?

-Yeah, okay.

-l give up.

-What do you give up?

Somebody's got a gun

in your head?

l don't feel like going.

Let's do something else.

-Anyplace you wanna go.

-We settled that in the club.

-Uptown.

-Do me--

l'm not doing you anything.

-We're going uptown.

-Big man.

-Got a set of wheels?

-l'm a real big man.

-That's what you said.

-l'm a real big man, don't forget.

-Any more toys to play with?

-Don't worry.

This is my car.

The only toy l need.

That's right.

The only toy l need.

-Will you turn up the radio a little louder?

-Okay.

l'd like to see you get a girl

without paying $5.

Don't worry about me

getting girls without paying $5.

None of your business.

-You couldn't get one to talk to you.

-Yeah? Don't worry.

l can get plenty to talk to me.

-You could get.

-Right, l could get.

-That's right.

-All brains.

That's right. l got brains. l'm as smart

as you any day of the week.

-Stupid.

-Yeah, don't call me stupid.

Jerk-off.

-Could we turn it up?

-How much louder?

-Shut up.

-For crying out loud, it's loud enough.

lt's loud enough.

You can hear it in China.

-You're yelling over here.

-Don't worry about my yelling.

-Smarten up sometime, pal.

-Don't talk about me being smart.

Shut your stupid mouth.

l know what's bothering you.

lt's that girl.

-Shut up.

-Don't tell me!

-Shut up!

-You don't tell me to!

Get out! You get out! You don't tell me

to shut up in my car. Now, get out!

-Let me sit up front, Joey.

-Get up front.

Come on.

You always like bad guys, huh?

Lee Marvin.

Now, there's a real bad guy.

You see, he doesn't just play

a tough guy, he has to go all the way.

He dresses in black,

you know. He snarls.

He breaks things.

He kicks people. He bites.

-Right. He can't-- Better be careful.

-l'll be all right.

He was in this movie, Liberty Valance.

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