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You have spoilt my future, haven't you'?

I'll make sure you don't have a future!

Hey!

Hello.

108, Ambulance service?

Come to Pattinapakkam Valluvar Street

immediately.

In house number 18,

a man is fighting for his life.

Hey! What's this?

Who is it?

You?

What are you going to do?

Are you going to kill me?

More than that!

Hey, Open the door.

Hello. Where?

Shoot at AVM?

5 boys? I'll bring them.

Order a hefty breakfast, my dear!

Super. Super.

Hey, weigh this and tell me how much.

What are you looking at?

Just weigh it!

What, man? You gave 2 rupees

and lifted a 400 rupees magazine?

Yeah, I remembered. They have called for

five 'gym boys' in AVM. You, coming?

Hey, what?

Sarcastic, eh?

Asking me to come as a gym boy!

Who am I? Mr Tamilnadu!

Whether Mr Tamilnadu or Mr Chettinadu...

If you come, there's a benefit.

Whatever it is, I'm not coming.

Okay. Don't come as 'gym boy'.

Come as 'drool boy'.

'Drool Boy?

What are you saying, man?

It is an advertisement shoot.

Know who is coming? Your girl!

Diya?

Really?

Then what? Unreally'!

Hey, a fly might get in and take a poop.

Close your mouth.

Did you make this at 4 am?

The chutney is stale. Pour the sambar!

When will she come?

What to do with him?!

The ADs themselves are sitting quiet

and he's worried!

Hey, boys! All alert!

Madam is here.

Yuck! This guy, is it?

Give me another ldli.

Yes. Stop, 'Terra star!

Who let you inside AVM?

Didn't I tell you

there's Endhiran shooting in second floor?

What's with the two lines on your head?

- Part Two.

I'll pour this stale chutney on your face!

Go!

Has Katrina come?

- Yes. Waiting for you.

Is he really acting as Chitti?

- No, sir...

He is acting as the mental person

who keeps saying that.

Has he become mental?

He is a method actor, sir.

He becomes the part he plays.

He looks like a pot himself

and this one is a bucket for him!

Look at his face!

Go!

Hey! Move aside!

You made a fuss to come as a 'gym boy'.

Now, why show off?

Why squeeze oranges on my shoulder?

Introduce me.

Madam! Excuse me.

We are your circle of protection.

'Gym boys'.

He is a mad fan of yours.

Why don't you say a hello?

Come close.

Hey, sexy body, man.

Thanks, madam.

Mr Tamilnadu, madam.

Oh wow! Congrats.

Thanks, madam.

Only his body is like Arnold's.

His heart is like a granny's pancake!

So very soft.

This is my visiting card, madam.

Your autograph, madam.

Put it, madam. He's not just your fan...

He's your mixer, grinder,

washing machine, everything...

All he watches on TV

are your advertisements. -Really?

Oh yes! Because you endorsed it,

he bought nighty, bra and sanitary napkins.

Oh God!

Thanks, madam!

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