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Welcome, sir.

Looking lovely.

Hello... Police?

'See what a huge basket

this old man is carrying!'

What's there in the basket, sir?

Apple.

Sir, looks like he has got on the train

and escaped with that girl.

Who knows which train going

in which direction?!

Hey, unchain me!

Unchain me!

Who are you?

Why have you brought me here?

Is it for money?

Tell me how much you want.

I'll give it.

What are you going to do to me?

Are you going to kill me?

Or, are you going to rape me?

What is that you want?

Who are you?

Tell me!

Who are you?

Babu, these guys are new admissions.

Take care, okay?

Guys, this is your master.

'Gym' Babu.

Good morning, sir.

- Okay! Okay!

What's this?

If you go near a maternity ward,

looks like they will admit you right away.

What's with you?

Within one month, I must expand, sir.

Tie a stone and jump into the sea.

Don't need a month.

In a day, you'll expand and come ashore.

Look at the specimens I get!

Go on. First day, dust the equipment!

Get going!

Hey, where's the Red Bull?

Who is this guy,

wiping his leg on the treadmill?

Hey, yellow T-shirt!

What's the crowd here? Move aside.

Who is this, all white and wearing a wig?

- A cine artiste, sir.

Who? This one?

Sir, your name?

'Terra star' Keerthi Vasan.

Hey, isn't there a guy like this already?

That is... me!

What are you doing here?

Getting fit.

Why?

I'm to be the hero in Endhiran Part 2

Hey, are you going to be 'Chitti'?

With that pot belly,

you want to be 'Chitti?!

I have a song shoot in AVM this week.

Shankar sir has asked me to come prepared.

Oh, no! How horrible!

Okay, who is the heroine?

Katrina Kaif.

A shot where I've to lift the heroine.

That's why I'm getting lit.

Hey, you can't even lift

a 'Katrika(eggplant)'!

And you're going to lift Katrina, is it?

Okay. Learnt dancing?

- Yes, from Kala master.

Why don't you dance a bit and show?

Hey! What's this, you're dancing

like a kid in new briefs?!

Hey!

Zip it!

And who might you be?

International 'Terra Star'

Keerthi Vasan Fan Club chairman!

Fan Club?

Yes!

In Tamilnadu alone, I have 60 lakh fans.

That is very, very true!

But there are not there to admire you.

They are just there on internet

to rag you!

Hello mister!

Don't tease me so much.

Know this... In 2016, I'll be the CM.

Hey, looking like a wig-wearing brass-pot,

you say you'll be CM!

45 years ago, if the star 'MGR' had said

that he'd be CM, would you have believed?

35 years ago, if Rajinikanth had said

he'd be Superstar, would you have believed?

I too, am exactly like that!

Hey! ls there no limit to your confidence?

In that same 2016,

a deadly murderer will come to be.

He will slay you!

Who is that?

None other than me!

Hey! Lingesa!

Lingesa!

Lingesa, see here!

Lingesa, here!

Lingesan, what happened?

What else will happen,

if you make a stew of the body?

The Mr Tamilnadu championship competition

is on the day after tomorrow.

He worked out non-stop...

So he's conked out.

Give me the water.

Doctor!

Even water must be given only in spoonsful

like gripe water.

Then only the cuttings will be clear.

Give it to me. I'll give him.

Lingesa, have some water.

Breathe out well.

Get up.

"Doctor? Sorry, doctor.

Come, let's start your workout.

Lingesan, should you be straining

your body so much?

More than 200 body-builders are

coming from all districts.

There will be tough competition.

Only if I win this,

I can compete in Mr India.

Come, doctor.

Double arm swing.

Watch your legs!

Keep the head straight.

Doctor...

About the sponsorship

for Mr Tamilnadu competition...

Oh, Sorry. I forgot.

Don't mistake me.

It's costing me more than a lakh.

That's why I'm asking.

No problem at all.

If you win, I'll be very happy.

Thanks a lot, doctor.

Who is he, man?

His 'physics(physique)' is tight!

He is 'Erikarai' Lingesan, 'body.

He is from Arnold Gym.

I thought there was no one to beat me.

Looks like he will give a tough fight.

Listen. Don't work out all night.

Be relaxed.

Brother, this is the last year for 'body'

Next year, he will have an age bar.

Only if he wins this year,

he can get a government railway job.

Don't come to the competition tomorrow

like a big shot!

Quietly, withdraw.

What? Withdraw?

Look at them!

From when I was a small kid,

wanting to be Mr Tamilnadu...

I have been working day and night,

for so many years.

Dear don darlings,

bro here wants to become Mr Tamilnadu...

and Mr India too.

That's his aim in life.

And you are asking him to withdraw

just like that!

Come with me.

I'll buy a banana each for you to suck.

Hey , shut it!

- Leave it, 'body'.

Do you know who brother is?

- Who?

'Pattinapakkam' Ravi.

He has slain four or five.

Take care. He might get AIDS or something.

Do a checkup!

He has slain four or five people.

Even the police couldn't touch him.

Hey, Police!

Police!

Shut your mouth!

- Take your hand, man.

Just when I say 'Police',

you are trembling.

And he has slain for or live, it seems!

Hey, what else? If you call yourself a man,

win the competition and get the job.

Leaving that, like a wimp,

don't ask me to quit!

Go. Do what you can.

You come, Babu.

Mom!

Mom! Don't change that.

You crappy fellow!

Standing like a Kumbh Mela sadhu!

Give me that.

- Oh!

Step aside.

Yuck! Close your YouTube!

Early in the morning, what crap!

Hey, look at her.

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