
i-Lived
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- Year:
- 2015
- 97 min
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Hey, guys.
Welcome to another edition
of J-J-J-J, J-TECH!
J-TECH.
A vlog specializing in reviewing
new consumer technologies.
Self-help is a big business
right now.
Uh, ones that help you with self
confidence, anxiety, insomnia.
A little, uh, drug addiction...
And there's apps out there for people who
think they've been abducted by aliens.
And there's tracking
devices in their brain.
It's called the Alien
Brain Scan app.
It's totally weird.
However, I did find one app
Unlike the other apps, which are
designed to solve a specific problem,
this claims that it can help
with an... an... with anything.
You just input your goal, and it sends you
a series of custom-tailored missions...
to help you accomplish it.
And what's really interesting
about it...
is an interactive feature...
interactive feature...
that allows you to keep track
of your progress...
by filming yourself
with your camera...
in order to help you
accomplish the mission.
The app is called I-Lived...
and I know it sounds a little
weird, but it's pretty cool,
and it's really fun
and easy to use.
So, here is the app,
which is bright and positive...
and has a guy jumping into
action with the tag line,
"You Haven't Lived
Until I-Lived."
Whoa.
Thank God I found this thing, 'cause
I'm ready to finally start living.
Once you've downloaded the app
and signed the user agreement,
you are then prompted to answer a
series of questions about yourself,
much like you'd find
on any dating app or Web site.
Anyway, whether you decide
to answer the questions or not,
you are then asked
to input your goal.
And what's the most important thing
for a guy to have on the beach in LA?
That's right, a six-pack.
So I entered my goal. "I want a ripped
six-pack to share with the ladies."
And I received my first mission
via text message...
that read, "Welcome aboard."
You have started your journey to acquiring
a six-pack to share with the ladies."
Oh, yeah. It is on.
So, I set up the camera
on my phone,
performing each exercise.
That's me doing sit-ups,
jogging,
eating right.
Not only do I look like a bird,
now I have to eat like one, too.
Me want protein.
And now the moment of truth.
I took a picture of myself
before the program,
just to do a little
"before and after" comparison.
And here's my stomach right now.
Ugh!
Nothing.
Aw. Not even a three-pack.
This is a one-pack.
In fact, all that broccoli just
made me feel a little bit bloated,
and gave me some gas.
So, it was fun because
you get to film yourself...
and share your pathetic dreams and
subsequent struggles with the world.
But it's really
not that effective...
oneself.
That's why I'm gonna
give the app I-Lived...
two out of five stars.
Shit.
What the hell?
I hope I saved all that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's today.
Damn it.
I see you haven't moved yet.
Any chance of you two kids
getting back together?
I don't think so.
You should give her a call.
Yeah. Uh, no.
She left me. Remember?
Well, maybe if you had a real job with some
security, instead of these start-ups...
Dad. Really?
We sacrificed a lot
to send you to Stanford.
And what are you doing with it?
There are no real good jobs.
So, you spend all your time online playing
with gadgets and-and video games.
You know I'm trying to start
my own tech company.
The Internet's a great place
to build a following.
And I'm reviewing apps because
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