Husbands Page #4

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- All right.

- You're asleep. Ready?

- Yeah.

- Ready.

Kiss her. I'm telling you.

I'm gonna f*** her.

I got you now.

- Telephone.

- Please.

- She can't be honest.

- Give me that mouth.

Look here. Put that in your mouth.

There you go.

- I don't... That's all right.

- You're all right.

- Now sing it.

- Have fun!

- All right.

- Have fun when you're singing that song.

Have fun when you're singing that song.

- Where's the song?

- Listen to her.

- I...

- No!

- F*** it. F*** it.

- Here, here, here.

Whisper, whisper.

Quiet. I don't wanna hear you.

I don't wanna hear you.

- Nobody hears you.

- Just talk it. Talk.

- Nobody hears you.

- You just told me not to talk.

Just talk it. Talk it. Talk it.

Let her talk.

Too loud.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Tell her...

- I'm gonna leave.

- Listen. Can't you do this?

- Can't you do this? Can't you do this?

- Why?

- Go. Do it.

- Do it! Let's do it together.

- Can't you do what I just did?

- Let's do it for her.

- No, 'cause you scare me.

- Wait a minute, sweetheart.

- Sweetheart, let's do it for you.

- Here we go. Together.

- No, we don't scare you. That's the trouble.

- Shut...

I don't want to hurt you, I swear to God,

but I feel like Jack the Ripper.

- We don't scare her, that's the trouble.

- Okay, don't be scared.

- You don't even hear this.

- Watch this now.

- No, don't you sing. Don't you sing.

- Okay. All right.

Don't you sing.

God almighty, don't you sing.

- I'll show you how to sing it.

- Ready.

- Go ahead, would you sing her?

- Sing it for me, Archie.

I just did it. Now do that.

- That's...

- You're getting it. You're getting it.

You're getting it. You're getting it.

Wait a minute.

- No, I don't think I can do it now.

- That's better.

- That's terrific. That's honesty.

- You're terrific.

- You're terrific. We love you.

- That's honesty.

- I like that very much.

- You think we're kidding you? We love you.

- No, why...

- We love you.

Sing it to us like you love us.

- I forgot the words now.

- Good.

That's good.

You're beautiful.

Bravo! Bravo!

- Listen.

- What are you doing here singing?

Why don't you sing us all a song?

- In your suit.

- In your...

- In your suit. In your suit.

- Come on.

- Wait till I have a shooter.

- He's gonna have a shooter.

- I'm gonna have a shooter.

- I'll have a shooter.

Come on. Sit down here.

- Harry looks lovely.

- Looks lovely.

I'm miraculous, and I'm very gracious.

I think you're the most gracious guy

in the world.

Now will you sing something,

because we got a prize going here?

Right.

No rush there.

What a humor you have.

Too much.

Can't see his eyes.

Depression song.

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