Husbands Page #3

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From the heart! From the heart!

I can't stand it! I can't stand it!

- I'll kill myself.

- He's right. This man is right.

The man is right.

When the man is right, he's right.

One more time.

It's not that we're criticizing you.

- It's that...

- We're criticizing you.

Whatever your life is, it's been...

- Obviously.

- You're not speaking to us.

Do you understand?

You're not speaking to us.

- No?

- You're not talking to all these people.

- Look at...

- You're not speaking to anybody.

Not only us.

I agree.

I agree. I agree.

I agree. Wait a minute.

- Get him.

- You are terrible!

You are impossible! You're wrong!

You have no heart!

- You're wrong.

- No.

A lot of people won't agree with this,

but I think you're terrible.

- Really?

- I think you're terrible.

- You know why?

- Terrible!

'Cause you wanna be terrible.

You know why?

- 'Cause you don't like us. You know why?

- Right. Right.

Because you got some

bitterness in your heart...

- Totally.

... 'cause you've been told by your mother...

- Where's the warmth? Where's the warmth?

... to be that way.

- Where is the warmth?

- Give us a kiss.

- Right.

- Kiss him, he's my friend!

Here, here's a face, kiss him. Suck him.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it, Archie.

- Don't do that again.

- No, I...

Don't do it again. Ever. Ever!

- One more time.

- Do it better.

- Do it better.

- One more time.

Would you do it better?

- Can you do it better?

- We love you!

I'll take off my clothes

if you do it better.

- Take off your clothes.

- Take off your clothes.

- I'll take off my clothes if you do it better.

- Take off...

- If you do it better. Give her a chance.

- Take off your clothes.

- Give her a chance.

- Wait a minute.

I'll take off my clothes

if you do it better.

- That's how much I want it.

- Take off your clothes.

No, I don't want you to take off

your clothes.

I'll take off my clothes.

Here they come, baby. Here they come!

Here they come! Here they come!

Now, do it better! Now, do it better!

He's drunk.

I broke my zipper.

I think he's fantastic.

Let's give him a big hand. Let's give him...

Sing it. Sing it once.

Sing it once.

Come on!

Come here.

- All right.

- Ready.

- I'm sorry.

- That's life.

- Now let us sing it, and you listen.

- That's life.

- Life.

- One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Eleven.

Why don't you sing it again, all right?

- To me, to me.

- Kiss him, my friend.

Kiss him, he's my friend.

She has to get it out.

- Better!

- Hey, that's nice. Now let's see them...

Show him and close your eyes.

When you sleep, do you close your eyes?

Relax. Close your eyes. You're asleep.

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