Hurricane Bianca Page #4

(chuckles nervously)

(chuckles)

We're gonna have to spend

more time together.

We're going to be real,

great friends. I can tell.

So!

Do you, uh, like

teaching social studies?

Oh, yeah!

Mama thinks I have

a chance at this year's

Teacher of the Year award.

That's out of the whole state.

And this year,

the winner gets 25 grand.

(chuckling)

Well, good luck for you.

So now that we've been

formally introduced,

I'd like to introduce you

to a couple of friends of mine.

Oh, sure.

Mickey and Minnie.

Oh!

Ooh!

(chuckling nervously)

(cow bell ringing)

(Announcer) Defense!

15 yards on that first down!

I knew it.

Richard, I'm going to make this

quick and painless as possible.

Of course.

What's up?

We're going to

have to let you go.

Excuse me?

He said you're sh*t-canned.

What-- what is he doing here?

The principal likes

extra security

in situations such as these.

We fell... I feel that your

situation will be a distraction.

Wh--what situation?

Found this on the Internet.

(beep)

Single gay male seeks partner

who enjoys laughter, music

long-term relationship.

(laughs)

Where did you find that?

I haven't logged

into that for years!

He ain't even going to deny it.

I thought we had a deal.

You need me to step in, sir?

This school has strong values.

Turn-offs include

self-centredness

and bad hygiene.

Oh!

We need to keep

the children safe from those

that participate

in alternative relationships.

You know,

man on man, man on dog.

You understand.

Are you serious?

One more word from you,

and, uh,

I might have to call the law.

See you never, flamesauce!

(laughing)

Richard, Richard, Richard,

there's very little I can do

for a teacher who gets

fired so quick into the job.

I mean, come on!

I'll go to Oklahoma!

Kentucky!

I'll go anywhere.

Richard, darling,

whe have a waiting list

of over a hundred people,

and right now,

you're at the bottom

of the pile.

You can't tell me

what they did was legal.

You can't just fire somebody.

It's perfectly legal in many

states, Texas being one of them.

Look, I have to go, but

if you need any other help,

just write a letter

to congress, okay?

God.

Siri, I need a drink.

Hmm?

(Richard) Hey, hey.

There he is.

How you doin', Boo?

Hey, I wish

you guys were here.

That's nasty.

Ask him if he

downloaded Grinder yet.

No, I haven't downloaded

Grinder yet, you whore.

We just want to know how many

gay cowboys there are

in the Bible Belt.

(chuckles)

Wait, hold on.

I'm going to put you on speaker.

So, you guys are going

to go to White party?

I think it's racist.

He ain't ever invited me

to go to no black party.

She wouldn't think it was racist

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