Humshakals Page #5

Synopsis: A comedy centered around three people who each have a lookalike of a lookalike, all with the same name.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sajid Khan
Production: FIP
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
1.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
159 min
$129,181
Website
145 Views


You said the effects of your drug

wiII wear off in 24 hours.

And then those two wiII be normaI.

What do we do then? - ReIax.

I've made arrangements forthat.

There's a ward-boy inside

on my payroII.

Every morning he'II keep

giving them that drug.

Then no one can save them.

Good morning Doctors.

PIease sit down.

Doctors, weIcome to B-Wing of

Lord Cray G MentaI AsyIum's..

..on this EducationaI Tour.

I am Dr. Ashok.

And this is my coIIeague Dr. Kumar.

The mentaI patients here

are very dangerous.

So we request aII of you..

..to give your mobiIe phones, chains..

..and aII other vaIuabIes to us.

Just for safety.

OnIy as Iong as the tour doesn't end.

Keep aII your beIongings here.

We'II keep this in a

safe-deposit Iocker.

Be seated here. We'II be back.

Day-Iight robbery.

Boys and girIs, you aII are

a part of day-Iight robbery.

I am the warden of this institution.

Y.M. Raj.

But for peopIe Iike them I

am Yamraj (Lord of Death).

They are no doctors.

They are oId patients who

are insane themseIves.

Hi. - HeIIo.

And they are here to rob you.

No, no, no We weren't robbing them.

We were just joking. OnIy joking.

Shut up you mad peopIe.

We aren't mad. - We're

just a IittIe crazy.

Oh, then I'II fix it, right?

Here we go.

No! No! No! No!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

No! No! No! No!

Oh God!

Shock.

EIectric.

EIectric shock.

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

Stop it!

EIectric shock.

Oh God! Oh God! Stop it!

Oh God!

Sir, what just happened inside?

And who are these two?

You're new here. So you

don't know these two.

They are Ward-B's most

adorabIe patients.

This is Ashok, and that's Kumar.

Even if they wouId have

haIf a brain each..

..they wouId stiII end up

having onIy haIf a brain.

But what happened to them

watching eIectricity?

These two were smaII-time thieves.

They used to make Paratha

(stuffed bread)..

..South HaII Don Karan BijIani's 'Paratha' staII.

BijIani sir, why did

you get more fIour?

We aIready have more than enough.

This isn't fIour, its cocaine. Cocaine.

Cocaine in a fIour jar?

Don't irritate me. This

is a 'Paratha' staII.

If I keep this cocaine

in the fIour jar..

..everyone wiII think it's fIour.

These days the narcotics department

are on a high-aIert.

Keep it carefuIIy.

I've taken fuII advance from the party.

Don't worry, boss.

Your job..wiII be done.

Why are you winking?

Don't worry, boss.

As you sow.. so shaII you reap.

You winked again. Don't

make it so obvious.

Go inside.

HeIIo and weIcome to 'Kaun

Banega MiIIionaire'.

I am your host and friend Shanaya.

One common man that I

choose on this show..

..wiII get the opportunity to

Iive the Iife of a miIIionaire.

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Robin Bhatt

Robin Bhatt (Hindi: रोबिन भट्ट) is known as one of the most successful writers in Bollywood. He is well known for his skills in penning screenplay. He is a half-brother of Mahesh Bhatt. He has written many films and was nominated thrice and won an award for Baazigar. His debut film as writer was Aashiqui, which proved to be a hit film. He has written many films for Bhatt Productions.Besides writing, he has also worked as an actor and an assistant. In his 20-year-long career he has written about 66 films and also acted in more than 10 Hindi Films such as Chalte Chalte, Golmaal Returns, U Me Aur Hum etc. He has worked with some of the greatest filmmakers in his career. Many of his films have gone on to become high grossers at the box office, such as Aatish, Sadak, Aashiqui and many more. He was nominated for Omkara, Koi Mil Gaya and Krrish and won an award for Baazigar for best screenplay. more…

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