Synopsis: A comedy centered around three people who each have a lookalike of a lookalike, all with the same name.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sajid Khan
Production: FIP
  5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
159 min

He's the worst stand-up comedian.

I cannot beIieve how

much time I've wasted.

He's cracking such pathetic

jokes. Who Iet him in?

Okay, I promise you my next

joke wiII make you crack up.

I tried writing a Ietter Iast night..

..with a broken penciI.

But I just couIdn't.

You know why?






Because it was pointIess.

My three own niece cracks better jokes.

This guy's jokes are pathetic.


Okay. Okay. Okay.

What did one potato say

to another on the phone?

'AIoo' (Potato)!

That's rubbish!

What do you caII a ghost

in a teIephone?

A 'Phone-bhooth' (ghost)!

Get out!

Shut up! - You suck!

And now, one of Amitabh Bachchan's

famous diaIogue.

Ashok, I don't get one thing.

Why do you get yourseIf

humiIiated every week?

Why do you have to do this?

It's okay.

I'm stiII a struggIing

Stand-up Comedian.


I wish aII the struggIers

in the worId were Iike you.

Ashok. - Yes, Kumar.

We've been best friends

since second Grade.

No one ever Iaughed on

your jokes back then.

And stiII no one does.

Take my advice.

Stand-up comedy isn't your cup of tea.

Then is it my saucer?

Look at this.

Look at this. This is who you are?

You're Ashok Singhania.

Your company's worth

biIIions of DoIIars.

You're such a weaIthy man.

Why do you need to do standup comedy?

Because it's my passion.

AniI Ambani.

Inspite of being such

a big businessman.

He puts on his shorts every year..

..and runs the marathon

Iike a common man.

Why? Because that's his passion.

BiII Gates. The king of Computers.

But he knits, makes sweaters. Why?

Because that's his passion.

So chiII out, buddy. I am

not quitting my business.

My bad comedy isn't affecting

the Singhania Company shares.

We just had a bad day.

The next show wiII be

mind-bIowing. Come on.

You Iove me, right?


You trust me?


WouId I evertake you for a ride?



Let's go home.

PiIot, take us for a

ride. - Oh, Come on!

You can't be doing this.

- Come on, it's good joke.

This is a terribIe joke.

Good evening, sir. -

Good evening, Mishti.

How was the show, sir? - Show!

The show was fantastic! Much

betterthan Iast time.

This time onIy 15 peopIe waIked out.

Because there were onIy 15

peopIe in the audience.

Don't Iisten to him. I am very happy.

In fact, I am so happy..

..I think I'II give you a raise.

ReaIIy, sir? - You deserve it, Mishti.

You're not just my estate manager..

..but, you're Iike a sisterto me.

But right now, come

inside the house man!

Baby, I've toId you a miIIion times.

I don't understand BengaIi! Okay!

Fine, then this BengaIi

won't marry you.

I Iove Howrah Bridge.

I Iove Bappi Da.

I Iove Mithun Da. I Iove

Mishti Doi (Curd).

I Iove you, Mishti.


Come on.


Sir, I need your signature.


Good evening, sir.

Any change in dad's condition?

No, sir.

Good evening, sir.

What's up, dad?

What's wrong?

You didn't go out today again.

Come on, dad.

This isn't your age to Iie down.

You shouId be pIaying

goIf, going cIubbing.

HandIing your business empire.

I am not saying that I cannot

handIe this business empire.

It's just that

you handIe it much better.

So get weII soon, dad.

I miss you.

How about a new joke?


He's aIready in coma.

Bye, dad.

Catch you Iater.

If a girI caIIed Sandra is married

to a 'Saand' (BuII)..

..can we caII her Sandra BuIIock.

Here we go. Why are 1, 2,

3, 4, 5, 6 afraid of 7?



Because 7 8 9!

7 8 (ate) 9!

Let's get out of here. - Ate 9.

Ate 9.

This reaIIy is stand-up comedy.

PeopIe are standing up and Ieaving.

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Robin Bhatt

Robin Bhatt (Hindi: रोबिन भट्ट) is known as one of the most successful writers in Bollywood. He is well known for his skills in penning screenplay. He is a half-brother of Mahesh Bhatt. He has written many films and was nominated thrice and won an award for Baazigar. His debut film as writer was Aashiqui, which proved to be a hit film. He has written many films for Bhatt Productions.Besides writing, he has also worked as an actor and an assistant. In his 20-year-long career he has written about 66 films and also acted in more than 10 Hindi Films such as Chalte Chalte, Golmaal Returns, U Me Aur Hum etc. He has worked with some of the greatest filmmakers in his career. Many of his films have gone on to become high grossers at the box office, such as Aatish, Sadak, Aashiqui and many more. He was nominated for Omkara, Koi Mil Gaya and Krrish and won an award for Baazigar for best screenplay. more…

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