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for a second.
Uh, I think that's a--
We're fine, we're fine.
You're good.
Thank you.
Should you be
smoking while we're--
Oh yeah, believe me,
I need it.
( coughs )
It's all gravy in the navy.
( laughs )
Are you ready?
For?
( car door opens )
Uh, Bogart?
Hello?
( car door closes )
Bogart?
Bogart?
( gunshot )
Oh God!
MAN:
F*** you!Oh God.
F*** you, motherf***er!
Jack, put down
the f***ing gun!
What is going on here?
Oh, Rosie's roses were so beautiful this year.
They were just beautiful.
They were gorgeous.
And then this little cocksucker
deer--
What is it, Jack?
( twig snaps )
How many times have I told you
not to sneak up on us like that?
Now you march yourself out here
- God damn it, Jack!
- You could have killed our--!
- Sorry, Grandpa.
I was just playing.
- Oh, Annabelle!
- ( laughter )
You are getting so big
I can't carry you.
Where's your daddy?
- Come on inside.
- Hi.
( laughing/coughing )
( both laughing )
- Earl Earl Earl!
- ( clapping )
Good to see you, buddy.
It's good to see you, man.
Yeah, been a while.
- Hey.
- Looking good.
So are you.
Good God.
( girl meowing )
( laughing )
- Hi there.
- ( growls )
Are you a kitty cat?
( hisses )
Oh, no thank you.
Thank you.
( exhales )
Putting dogs on leashes
is a goddamn shame.
Think about it--
dogs, wild animals,
( hisses )
But it isn't
just that we put
these beautiful creatures
on leashes
that really
pisses me off.
It's the completely frightening fact
that we have created an environment
where if we don't put
the dogs on the leashes
they'll walk into the street
and get killed by a car.
Two-ton slabs of metal hurtling at
high speed down a concrete path--
Those aren't supposed
to exist in nature.
They aren't natural.
Natural.
Motherfuckers.
You should try some.
It takes the city edge right off.
I'm fine.
( laughs )
Let's get you started off.
Hey, sweater vest,
you one of Bogart's strays?
- Um, yeah.
- Yes?
You know you're nothing special.
Thank you.
I'll keep that in mind.
You know, she might not
want to talk to you--
You guys, you go easy on him.
Just saying hello.
Hey, Bogey, haven't seen you in a while.
How's it going?
You're looking very Humboldt, Steve-O.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
( giggles )
So what's been going on
with you guys?
Aw, you know, the usual sh*t.
We're fixing up the place.
We got an HDTV. It's huge.
It's f***ing monstrous.
- Listen, I--
- Oh, we're also going in together
with Max on an ATV this summer.
I'm not going in
on sh*t with you guys.
Well, you must be saving
up for something, right?
I haven't seen you
in town much, Max.
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