How to Be a Serial Killer Page #4
You never know what kind of
service you're gonna do
the world by doing somebody in.
Kill people that
are better off dead.
I try to do at least one
selfless thing per day.
If you find yourself
thinking the serial killing
is selfish and you're doing it
just to make yourself happy,
take a trip to an elderly
home and find somebody
who wants to die but can't.
You don't have to
Kevorkify your life,
but you can give back.
Any little gesture
of kindness counts.
Look at this guy.
If you do not sh*t
on the count of three,
Daddy will take you
to the vet tomorrow
and he will have
you put to sleep,
you ungrateful
little c*nt.
Did he just call
his dog a c*nt?
One, two, three.
Okay.
But if you sh*t inside
like you did last night,
Daddy will smack your
ugly little face.
That kind of behavior
simply won't do, Bart.
What are you gonna do?
What time is it?
Uh, 6:
30.We're gonna
come back tomorrow.
Back in a sec.
Okay.
People don't like being alone.
But when you mix
the manipulative powers
of a sociopath with someone
with dependency disorders,
that's a very easy mix.
And a very highly
dysfunctional union.
Examples of this run the
relationship spectrum
from parent-child to
romantic attachments.
what people will tolerate
in order to avoid being alone.
Misery loves company.
Hi.
Yeah, we're here.
Okay, see you in a sec.
Hang on a sec, baby.
You having fun, Bart?
Mm-hmm.
Good.
I can't tell
with you sometimes.
I'm havin' a ton of fun.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Hey, there she is.
Hi.
- Hey, Bart.
- Hi.
We just saw this
little girl in the street,
she looked kind of lost.
So...
Aren't you just
a little cutie?
You guys think you can
do something with her?
Absolutely.
So sweet of you to bring
her all the way out here.
Yeah, no problem.
Where did she get the leash?
Oh, she was just draggin' it
behind her on the street.
Anyway, I got to
get Bart home.
See you there.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Man, what a woman.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, nothin'.
Yeah nothin', my ass.
What's on your mind?
Nothing, I, I swear.
Bart, I'm f***in' with you.
I feel the most safe
when I'm with Mike.
Um, 'cause it's like,
it's like kind of having,
like, a pit bull that's
your best friend.
It can talk to you and stuff.
Because I just know no one's
gonna, like, mess with me.
I know that no, like,
gang bangers are gonna
try to mess with me.
And I know, like, other
people aren't gonna try
to mess with me or anything.
'Cause he's there, and he's
like, he knows how to--
He'll mess with them.
And mess with him
in a way that will just,
like, mess them up.
And it's cool 'cause
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