How Much Does the Trojan Horse Weigh? Page #3

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- Since I was a frail boy...

- When you were about...

Ten... I wanted very much

to be strongly built

and asked mom and dad

to buy me dumbbells.

- What?!

- Weights to exercise with.

And they bought me... one.

How come?

You exercise with two.

Mom must've thought,

"Two at a time

would go to his head.

We'll buy him one

and next we'll see..."

But you can't exercise

with one!

I never got the other one.

You were

a poor neglected kid.

Had he really wanted to have

two, he'd have gotten them!

- You know how obstinate he is?

- I do.

Florka, I got

something for you.

Attention! Close your eyes.

- Attention...

- Come here, come...

Not only you

mull over this problem.

Come,

I'll show you something.

Kuba has bought it

for me.

You can spoil

everything.

We'll hang the Polish

version in the john.

Hi, Mom.

I've been calling you...

Where have you been?

- Why didn't you try my cell?

- You know I hate cells.

May you live to be a hundred.

Careful with the New Year Eve's party.

No, thank you.

We ignore the party.

How can you?

We have a New Year Eve's

party every day.

Something's bound to happen.

The computers won't manage...

They said on TV about special

duties in the banks...

It's food for morons...

A medial hysterics,

only to have everyone

heave a sigh of relief after...

- Where did you get it?

- From the wardrobe.

I'm a moron, then.

Cause you got excited

by that rubbish.

- What if you lose your money?

- Tell positive news sometimes.

Didn't I offer my wishes!

Must we fight even on your birthday?

But I'm not, Mom.

Nothing untoward will occur.

- We'll see, then.

- I'll call you in the New Year.

Love. Bye.

How many times did I tell you

not to take my things?

You used to wear this once?

Once. Take it off

or you'll damage it.

- Don't keep it. Donate to the poor.

- The first thing I bought abroad.

- Take it off.

- You put it on.

Don't get my goat!

My birthday is enough

- with the party the same day!

- Which do I choose for school?

- It's holidays.

- No time later.

- Which?

- This.

Show me. Certainly not!

- What have you done, Mom?!

- I photographed badly!

Don't you ever tear mementos.

Luckily, I got the negative.

When will you take off

the dress? Throw it away!

We really ignore the party?

Yes. Go to bed, come on.

Tomorrow's another day

full of sensation.

Mom's right. Bye, bye.

I told Grandma I wish

I were 15 years younger.

We could've been 15

years together.

We're lucky

to have met at all!

It might've been

different earlier.

You could not

have fancied me.

- Or you me?

- Or you me.

You creep! How could you

not have fancied me?!

Not at all! You are

incredibly beautiful!

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