How High Page #3

Told you.

Did not. No, you did not.

You been busy plowin my corn.

Did.

Fire

Mark of Buddha, my ass.

Look at you now-- dead, ashes.

Damn, Ivory.

After all these years

of blazin',

who would've thought

the last thing to wind up

smokin' would be your ass?

I'm gonna miss you, dog,

and I'm gonna

be thinkin' about you

while I'm taking them THC's.

And ifyou're really my boy,

you'll make sure I pass

that motherf***er, ya heard?

Thanks, Pops. Matter of

fact, what's up with that little--

Can I get a little--

Never mind. Forget it.

Rude-ass motherf***er.

Stingy bastard!

Sh*t.

Early Girl.

Ooh, Ivory!

My, how you've grown!

Wow!

Damn, Ivory!

I had no idea you could

stink so good, nigga!

Jeez!

Oh, hey, man,

get that car fixed, yo.

Bumbaclot, boy!

Cisco Kid

was a friend of mine

Man, get the f***

outta here, man!

Look at this little-ass

bag of f***in' weed!

Cisco Kid

Yes, Lord.

Ooh, damn!

He drink whiskey

Pancho drink the wine

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, sh*t!

My weed!

Oh! Oh!

No cigar? No!

F***! F***!

B*tch! F***! F***!

B*tch! F***!

To think that jammin'

was a thing of the--

Got blunt?

Got weed?

Man, that sh*t smell

good as hell, dog.

I'm Jamal.

Peace. Silas.

Say, you tryin' to

get somethin' to bring them

nerves down too, huh, bro?

Yeah, I figure if I study high,

take the test high, get high scores.

Right?

Right.

Right.

Look at that car.

Is it on fire?

Hit that, son.

This is the sh*t.

That sh*t is called Ivory.

It's the sh*t.

That's the Ivory.

Goddamn!

That is the sh*t.

Hey, y'all

pass that, kid?

I just gave it to

the guy in the back, man.

Guy in the back?

What the f*** are you--

What's up, dog?

That's Ivory.

No, that's the Ivory, bro.

Damn.

Ivory! Holy sh*t!

You got to be kiddin' me!

Yo, yo, you, Silas!

Chill out! Silas!

Word!

What the f*** is goin' on?

Ain't you supposed to be dead?

I am dead,

but this is what happens

when you smoke your boy.

Holy sh*t!

Man, let me try that!

Silas, relax.

Can we talk about

this in your car?

Can we talk about

this in your car?

Look. I know how you can

get hi gh scores.

I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost,

ghost, ghost, ghost.

Don't touch me, man.

It's me, dog.

What are you doin'?

You just runnin' the streets,

f***in' with the livin'?

No, bro.

I'm just here for you.

But you gotta understand

people can only see me

when they smoke me.

I got all the answers.

I can consult with people.

Socrates, Nietzsche--

even the old dude

who made up this test.

That's bullshit.

I bullshit you not.

I told you I have your back,

even if I got hit by a bus.

Your ass didn't

even get hit by a bus.

I made it!

I can't feel my legs,

but I'm alive!

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