
How High
(2.00 / 1 vote)^ xSilver ^
# Hits from the bong #
# Hits from the bong
From the bong #
# Hits from the bong
From the bong #
# Hits from the bong
Pick it, pack it
Fire it up #
# Come along
and take a hit from the bong #
# Put the blunt down
just for a second #
# Don't get me wrong
It's not a new method #
# Inhale, exhale #
# Just got an ounce
in the mail #
# I'd like a blunt
or a big fat cone #
# But my double-barrel bong
# I'm skillin'
There's water inside
Don't spill it #
# Hits from the bong #
# Gonna get high #
# Hits from the bong
Gonna get high #
# Let's smoke that bowl
Hit the bong #
# And then take that finger
off of that hole #
# Plug it, unplug it
Don't strain #
I love you, MaryJane
What the f*ck
is your problem?
No dishwee-saya.
- Me bumbaclot johnson
no workin, see?
- What?
My raasclot true gashman
and me dick won't stay tick, see?
I think I got somethin'
for that. Hold on.
# Ain't what you want, baby #
Girl, wake your ass up.
# But what you need, baby #
Damn right you ain't sleep.
# Not what you want, baby #
# It's what you need, baby#
Crabs.
Bad Breath.
# Come back with me, baby
Satisfaction guaranteed #
- Limp Dick. Ha!
Got that dough?
Mm-hmm.
Will this make my drill sergeant
stand at attention?
No, but it'll make you
forget your drill sergeant
don't stand at attention.
Blaze two,
get at me in the mornin'.
Peace!
Yo, Silas, my brother!
Oh, shit, Mikey.
Hell, no!
Come on, Silas.
I need somethin'
to help me out.
Yeah-- rehab, mouthwash
and a job application.
Jeez!
I'm startin'
to recognize things.
That'scause you comin' down
off a three-month crack binge.
It's called reality, son.
Later, man.
Wait, Silas!
You've got anything
for a head wound?
Man, ain't nothin' wrong
with your head.
- Aah!
There is now.
Fuckin' crackhead.
- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive!
- What's up, dog?
What's up, nigga?
What's crackin'?
Oh, shit. You know.
Hey, you get my message about
goin' to the Jets game?
Yo, I wish I could, dog,
but I got this little shorty
comin' through tonight.
I met her on the Internet--
chickenheads.com.
This girl is bangin'!
Yo, we even exchanged
pictures and everything!
Damn. This look like
your last girlfriend.
Mm-hmm.
And did your picture
have that nasty...
Al B. Sure pubic patch
in it, motherfucker?
This just sprang up.
You know what I think it is?
It's the mark of Buddha.
And your haircut game
is fucked up.
Girlfriend see that,
she gonna shit on you.
This girl is different.
All she cares about
I'm gonna let Kev
do the foreplay, right?
Mm-hmm.
somethin' from Garden of Weeden
to make it interesting.
Costner, huh?
Dances with Wolves.
Mm-hmm.
Field of Dreams.
That's a corny motherfucker.
You gonna need some strong shit
just to stay awake.
You're feelin' me.
You're feelin' me.
That's a four-hour move
you're makin', motherfucker.
Whoo! What is this?
Huh? Get up.
Dog,
you shouldn't have.
Man, I didn't.
Get outta here with that shit.
Let me just grab a titty.
Hell, no.
She wouldn't even know
it was me.
To hell with that.
Yeah. What you got for me?
Here you go,
right here:
the bomb.Oh, yeah.
What's this right here?
Aah!
Whoa!
Stop touchin' stuff!
When you gonna get
funds for this shit?
Look right there.
See that right there?
That's a natural
aphrodisiac right there.
Come here.
Let me show you some more shit.
Look right there.
You see that?
Cure for blue balls.
This ain't shit, all right?
Watch yourself.
Yeah, well,
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