Hotel Transylvania Page #3

Guys, guys. She can handle it.

She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake.

But seriously, watch out for fire.

Fire bad.

Bye, everyone.

Drac, l can't believe how calm

you are about her leaving.

l'm proud of you.

Drac? Drac?

Where did Drac go?

This is awesome!

There's the cemetery, just like Dad said.

Hello?

Anybody out there?

-Vampire.

-Bite toes!

Hi, humans.

Everything okay?

My name is Mavis Dracula, and l...

Vampire.

-Burn clothes.

-Burn my clothes?

-Really?

-Vampire!

-We take your candy.

-Candy!

l'm friendly. l really am.

-Calm down, now.

-Candy.

l just wanted to say hi.

Please. l've never hurt anyone.

l'm homeschooled.

ls that garlic?

Holy rabies, you're on fire.

Can l do anything? Can l help you?

Dad was right.

lt worked.

Now my baby will be safe forever.

All right, everybody, get back to work now.

Hey. You don't need a mannequin.

Leave the mannequin here. Come on.

Where you been?

Why you sneaking around?

Quiet.

Sweetheart, have you returned so soon?

Come in, Dad.

How'd it go? How was the big world?

How was it out there?

lt was okay, Dad.

What? What's the matter?

Dad, you were right.

Humans are awful.

They were everything you said.

-They wanted to bite my toes.

-Your toes?

And they had garlic on bread.

What? Look at me.

l'm getting goose bumps, l'm so scared.

l'm so sorry, sweetheart.

l hate that you had to see that.

l'm so sorry l doubted you.

l'll never leave here again.

Okay. Okay.

Look, Daddy's going to make you

the bestest birthday ever.

Look what l brought you.

Your wormcakes.

Don't be sad anymore.

Remember, this is the year

we open Mommy's present for you.

What did she get me?

We'll see.

She said never to open until you're 1 1 8.

We've waited this long.

You eat your wormcakes.

You come down

whenever you're ready, honey.

What did you do?

What l had to.

She'll thank me one day.

Yeah, that's what the guy

who shrunk my head said.

Yes, what do you want, a cookie?

You did all right, man.

Move on already.

Yeah.

Vampire! Vampire!

A human.

Who are you?

And how did you find this place?

l'm Jonathan.

And l was just mountain

climbing with some dudes...

...and heard this story about a spooky forest.

And who's not going to go

into a spooky forest, right?

So, then I see

these goofy-looking dudes on fire.

And l just kind of followed them

to this, like, amazing castle.

But, of course, be smart.

No bonfires, no firework shows.

-How many of you are there?

-Just me.

l like to hit it alone.

You meet so many awesome people

in the youth hostels.

Hey, speaking of awesome,

that cape thing is killing it.

ls there, like, a costume party here?

What have l done?

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