
Hotel Transylvania
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Peek-a-boo!
No, no, no, no, no.
l didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.
Hush, little vampire, don't say a word
Papa's gonna bite the head off a bird
l vant to kiss your tush.
l vant to kiss your tush!
Nice, but maybe a little more square footage.
l want a lot of monsters here.
l'm gonna get you, little Mavis.
l'm gonna get you!
What out there?
We never go out there.
Ever.
"And then the monsters ran away
and were forced into hiding.
"But Harry the Human found them
and jumped out from under their bed."
-l'm scared!
"and bit their toes!
"And took their candy!"
Don't take my candy.
Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened.
l promised your mommy
My beautiful May-vay
Let me wipe all your poop away
Those humans are nas-tay
So with Daddy you wiII stay
And if a human tries to harm you
l'll simply say...
Because you're Daddy's girl
Daddy's girl
l'm your Vlad-y daddy...
Just bend the legs and push off.
Trust me, mouse.
l can fly! l can fly!
Look at you!
Faster, baby! Faster!
You got it, my little voodoo doll!
Excuse me, sir.
What? What?
l'm okay.
lt's ready.
Looks good.
Only monsters can get in?
Absolutely.
lt's hidden real nicely.
You got 400 acres
of haunted forest in front of you.
You got the Land of the Undead
on the perimeters.
Any humans daring to even look over there
will run away real quick.
But, of course, be smart.
No bonfires, no firework shows.
Yeah, yeah, no, no. No fire, l get it, l get it.
lt's time, my darling Martha.
The place we always talked about for Mavis.
No one will ever harm her here.
Yeah, it's a mess back there.
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!
Human-free since 1 898.
Your safest destination.
Take an itinerary.
l have personally designed
a spectacular schedule of events,
all leading to my daughter's
birthday extravaganza tomorrow.
We always look forward
Of course. That's why we built it.
Yes, good evening.
Thank you, Marty.
You look pale, as well.
Sir, sir, sir!
We have an urgent plumbing issue.
Plumbing? On it.
Mr. Ghouligan!
There is a clogged toilet in room 348.
lt's okay.
We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.
Hey, kids, reel it in.
You're only supposed to make
Mom and Dad miserable.
Now, now, is that any way to behave?
This is a hotel, not a cemetery.
Sorry, Uncle Drac.
Drac! How are ya?
Wayne, my old friend!
Couldn't wait for this weekend.
Always great to be out of
the shadows for a couple days.
Let me just clean up their filth.
Housekeeping!
Frankie, my boy! Look at you!
Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh?
lt's not a money thing.
l have a plane phobia, okay?
l mean, at any moment,
Fire! Yeah, yeah.
"Fire bad."
We know.
Augustus, Porridge Head, come on!
Does that look like Frankenstein's head?
Hey, Drac, buddy, what's
going on with your cape there?
What do you mean?
Who pinched me?
Guilty. You're irresistible.
Yes, very amusing, lnvisible Man.
Hello. Great to "see" you.
Never gets old.
Missed me.
Missed me, missed me, missed me.
Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.
Why am l holding bacon...
No! Get 'em off!
Here comes the party!
Hello, Murray!
Drac, what's up, buddy?
The sand, Murray, the sand!
Always with the sand.
Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!
l love this guy.
He always bringing it full tilt.
You're looking skinny, too.
Now that you're just a head.
Okay, you'll pay for that.
So what's up, Drac?
(5.00 / 1 vote)
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