Hot Tub Time Machine Page #2
you're saying, all right?
Look who's awake. What's up, man?
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
What's up?
You look just like my friend Nick.
And you look like my friend Adam.
But you wouldn't be those guys because
I've been calling and calling them,
- and they haven't returned my calls.
- So, listen, Violator.
Me and Nick got a little surprise for you.
Something special
that the three of us can do.
Come on. You guys.
- Are you curious?
- No!
I didn't f***ing try and kill myself.
If I wanted to kill myself,
I'd f***ing kill myself.
I'd be awesome at it.
A shotgun to the dick.
I'm glad you didn't do it.
It's good to see you guys, anyway.
So, just out of curiosity,
what's the surprise?
Tell him.
Ko-di-ak...
...Valley.
No f***ing way!
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.
- F***ing K-Vals? Holy sh*t!
- Yes, sir. Bang!
We f***ing ski, right? We f***ing rage.
Chimney Point at the end of the night with
a bottle of scotch to wash it all down. Oh!
And you guys are paying
for the whole thing?
- Sure.
- Yep.
Let's go tonight.
- We go tomorrow.
- Let's go now. Let's go now.
I just got to get rid of this thing.
It's really uncomfortable.
You should wait
for the nurse or something.
I got it. I got it.
- Hold on, Lou.
- No, no, no, no.
Let somebody do that for you.
- Oh, sh*t.
- God.
Did I get that on you?
- Yes, you did.
- Damn it!
It's only pee. Relax, it's only pee.
- There's Lou.
- Good, he's drinking already.
Look at this sh*t.
Do you remember when I was 12
and he tried to bite me?
Yeah, but he... You had that coming.
- Hey, Violator.
- Lou.
What the f*** is he doing here?
It's nice to see you, too, Lou.
"Nice to see you,
too, Lou." F*** you, Jacob.
You suck and you know it.
You just ruined my f***ing weekend.
Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me.
- No, she won't.
- No, she won't.
- No, she won't.
- No, she won't.
She basically thinks I'm an a**hole,
you know?
Like a completely self-absorbed,
delusional...
- She's got a point.
- narcissistic.
- F*** you.
- You're better off.
Take my word for it. Look at me.
F*** wives, man. F*** kids.
Lock it down
or they will take everything from you.
God damn it!
Who the f*** are you texting with?
Just a friend of mine.
Male or f***ing female?
For your information,
I've had a lot of girlfriends.
Hot ones.
You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.
Hey, hey, hey, check this out.
I brought a regulation bar
for tubbing tonight.
Nice.
I've got vodka, f***ing Tequilles O'Neals.
You guys are gonna love this.
Check this out.
Chernobly.
It's like the Russian Red Bull.
It's got sh*t in it
that's not even legal here.
Like what sh*t?
How the f*** am I
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