Hot Fuzz Page #4
I've been round the station a few times.
And what's upstairs?
Well, well, well, I see we have visitors.
Nicholas, this is Tom Weaver.
Civilian liaison
with the Neighborhood Watch Alliance.
You'll find that we run
a very tight ship here.
From this command center
I can see what the whole village is up to.
I must say I was rather admiring
your handiwork last night.
It's a pity you didn't do the same
Hanging around. Loitering. Sitting.
Actually, I did notice some minor graffiti
on the fountain.
Graffiti? They've gotta be dealt with, Frank.
They're nippers, Tom. They'll come round.
Which reminds me,
our friend, The Living Statue,
was here on Saturday.
If we don't come down hard
on these clowns,
- we are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers.
- We'll get right onto it, Tom.
We like to let them think they run the place.
Well, that's that.
Unless there's anything
you're unclear about?
Yes, sir.
Why is everybody eating chocolate cake?
The Black Forest gateau is on Danny.
As punishment for his little indiscretion.
His...
Sir, I don't think driving under the influence
can be called a "little indiscretion."
No, the gateau is for misplacing
Last night's incident will require
something rather more serious.
- Good.
- Do you like ice-cream?
I'm sorry, sir, I don't follow.
Let's just say that we won't be short
of Chunky Monkey for the next month.
Dad.
Now, since it's your first day
and it's 11:
30, I'd say that's lunch.So, what made you choose Sandford then,
Sergeant Angel?
It wasn't actually my choice.
Oh, right, right, wasn't your choice to come
down here and tell me how to do my job.
Our jobs.
Yeah.
Look, I can assure you it wasn't
my intention to upset the apple cart.
Yeah, 'cause we all sell apples round here,
don't we?
- Your dad sells apples, Andy.
- And raspberries.
I bet you can't wait to jump
into Sergeant Popwell's grave.
I'm not jumping into anyone's grave.
- You got a mustache.
- I know.
- Why have you got your stab vest on?
- It's a requirement.
In the city maybe.
Nobody's gonna stab you in here, Sergeant.
Not a member of the public anyhow.
- Have you been stabbed, Sergeant Fisher?
- No.
Well, I have.
And I can assure you
it is not in the least bit amusing.
Have you seen a lot of action,
Sergeant Angel?
I've experienced my fair share, yes.
- Did you cook any fools?
- Excuse me?
Did you shoot anybody?
He shot a crack head with a Kalashnikov.
- Where did you get that?
- The offender had the Kalashnikov.
Where'd he get that?
You do know there are more guns
in the country than there are in the city?
Everybody and their mums
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