Horse Feathers Page #7
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Oh, you're beautiful.
You're overcoming me.
I like you. You got something.
I'm gonna tell him he's crazy.
Professor, what are you doing here?
Nothing, since you came in.
You know him?
- He put me on the football team.
Now I just have to get him
off the couch.
Read any good books lately?
This must be the main highway.
Follow me,
I've been doing this all day.
Pretty popular place. - Yeah,
a hot dog stand would clean up.
What are you doing here?
- Me? I'm the music teacher.
Since when?
- Since you came in.
And you? - I'm the plumber. In case
something goes wrong with her pipes.
I haven't used that joke for 20 years.
Take a deep breath and follow me.
Cosy place we have here.
You sing high, eh?
- I have a falsetto voice.
My last pupil,
So maybe it's better you don't sing.
That's much better. I'll sing.
"Everyone says I love you,
the big mosquito when he sting you,
the fly when he's stuck on
the fly paper, too, says I love you.
Every time the cow says "moo",
she's making the bull very happy too,
and the rooster when he holler
cock-a-doodly-doo, says I love you.
Christopher Columbo, he write
the Queen of Spain a nice little note,
he say how I love you, then he get
a great big boat. He's a wise guy.
when he's coming here in 1492,
He says to Pocahontas, atch-a catchy
Maybe it's better I don't sing, too.
- Yes. - Alright, I'll play.
I love good music. - So do I,
let's get out of here. - Sit down.
I've got to stay here. But you folks
can go into the lobby till it's over.
Well, that's all for the first lesson.
Next week I teach you how to breathe.
If this is a singing lesson,
I'm a ring-tailed monkey.
Keep your family out of it. Baravelli!
- What?
Are you going my way? - Yes.
- Then I'm staying here.
No you don't. And if I find you here
again, it'll be curtains.
Tell my son to take that lamp down.
Dad!
You've got the wrong football players.
- The whole team?
No, Baravelli and the dog catcher.
But I got them in the speakeasy.
- You got the wrong ones.
The ones I told you about are playing
for Darwin. - Send for Baravelli.
Baravelli!
...2671, 57, 84, 59, 71...
What are you doing in there?
- I'm practising secret signals.
Come on out.
What do you want? - You can fix it
for our team to win. - Oh no,
I want to play. - Alright, but listen.
I want two Darwin players kidnapped.
Have you any experience in kidnapping?
- You bet. You know what I do?
First I call them up,
then I send them my chauffeur.
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