Horrid Henry: The Movie Page #4

Miss Battle-Axe's class

will be joining us today,

so we'll have to squeeze in together, OK?

Bunch up a bit in the background.

Quickly, please.

Settle down, everybody, as quick as you can,

in your seats. Right.

Does anyone want to tell me anything

before we have our singsong?

Yes, Peter?

Yesterday, I put a red crayon

in the yellow crayon box, Miss Lovely.

Oh.

- And I took it out again, Miss Lovely.

- OK.

And I wiped it clean with a cloth, Miss Lovely.

And I put it in the red crayon box,

Miss Lovely.

Well, how lovely is that?

You really are my best boys.

fMR. Ugh. Peter and his miends

make me sick.

Eugh!

Now, boys and girls,

today in class we're going to learn

all about France.

To start with, we're going to sing a song

called Frre Jacques.

Can anyone tell me

what Frre Jacques means?

Me!

- Got any sweets, Henry?

Er... yeah.

Henry, can you tell me

what Frre Jacques means?

Yeah, nose pickers!

All right. Settle down, everybody.

Thank you. That's lovely, Henry.

Now, then, shall we all sing together?

# Frre Jacques

# Frre Jacques

# Dormez-vous?

Got any more Frre Jacques in there,

dingbat dodo?

Hey, what you doing? That's mine.

I only want to look at it.

Give it back, Moody Margaret!

Ooh-ee stressy!

# Frre Jacques

Stop. Right, that's it. You asked for it!

Hey, that's not my gross goo.

Oooh!

Nice one, bogey brain.

- Yeah. Nice one, Henry.

- It wasn't me.

Oooh!

Move.

She's banned the Zero Zombies, Henry.

What? We've been taken offthe list?

Ha! Oh, Henry, not going to be

a pop star after all?

- Get used to it.

- Yeah, get used to it.

Hey, check it out. It's called

walking the magnetic moggy.

Yeah, magnetic moggy.

You're not in the talent

contest any more, Henry.

What you gonna do now, Henry?

- I dunno.

- Er... er...

Oh, get offthe table.

Hello, Ruby.

Rich Aunt Ruby and stuck-up Steve.

My favourite cousin. Not.

Did someone say,

Polly put the kettle on?

Prissy Polly and Vomiting Vera.

Could life get any better?

- I'll put the kettle on, Polly.

- Mum...

- Henry.

- Yeah, what?

Tell Peter the tea's ready

and wash your hands.

Oh, come on.

I hear Ashton Primary School's

closing down.

Well, it does seem as though

they're losing a lot ofteachers.

Think about sending the boys

to Brickhouse.

But isn't Brickhouse very expensive?

Well, yes.

That's the whole point, really.

But they do produce the most clever boys.

# You're 2 cool 4 school

# Wanna win some money

# 2 cool 4 school

# Be nobody's fool

# 2 cool 4 school

# Then maybe, just maybe

# You're 2 cool 4 school

This is one of my most

favourite TV shows ever.

I watch it every week

and nothing can stop me.

Mummy, Henry insists

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