Horrid Henry: The Movie Page #3

Henry.

Yes, Miss Battle-Axe?

- Teachers first.

- Oh, of course, Miss Battle-Axe.

Allow me.

He-e-e-e-enry!

Oh, why is it always me?

We simply cannot allow

this sort of behaviour to continue.

The inspectors have made it very clear

that this school

is under serious threat of closure.

There's only one course of action.

But, Cynthia...

...I'm the backbone ofthe school.

- You cannot let this happen to me.

- She can and she will.

- Ooh.

- I'll handle this myself, thank you.

Boudicca...

...you and I have worked too long

and too hard to see this school closed.

The inspectors have commented on

a total lack of discipline...

There's no lack of discipline

in my classroom.

...out of control pupils...

My pupils are certainly not out of control.

...and a dismal homework record.

That horrid boy.

I was never able to teach him anything.

I've been told I have to make

an example of somebody.

So I'm afraid...

You can go home now.

What?

You what, Miss Battle-Axe?

You heard me, Margaret.

You can all go home early.

Yes!

And following our exclusive report

exclusively reporting on declining...

- Hey, Mum.

- You're home early, boys.

Can I have one?

Miss Battle-Axe let us go early.

Awesome.

TV. Ashton Primary School's

longest-serving teacher,

Miss Battle-Axe,

has been sacked.

Miss Battle-Axe... has been... sacked?

Ah, Miss Battle-Axe.

Can you give us a statement?

I'll be back, Henry, you horrid boy.

Mr Vic Van Wrinkle,

the headmaster of Brickhouse School,

Hey, Ralph, wait up!

The exclusive and very expensive school,

commented, saying,

"It's a sad and sorry state of amairs

when a school cannot keep

its own pupils in order. "

Well, looks like my little plan is working.

It won't be long before the parents

of all those children

will be paying me lots of money

for them to come here.

Brickhouse School.

Because... there won't be

an Ashton Primary School

for them to go to any more.

Now...

...let's see ifwe can make this boy Henry

even more horrid, shall we?

Shall we? Come on. Do it!

Someone's here to see you,

Miss Oddbod. It's er...

...about Miss Battle-Axe's old job.

How strange. We haven't advertised it yet.

- Show them in, Sidmouth.

- Right.

I understand you have an opening

for a very fine teacher.

Which I am, Jimmy.

I'm sorry, what did you say your name was?

Erm... Beowulf.

Beowulf Battering-Ram. Ha-ha.

Oh, Boudicca.

You do know I can't offer you

your old job back.

Oh, please, Miss Oddbod!

Well... er...

...we'll keep your details on file and let you know.

Sidmouth?

Could you show this... gentleman out, please?

This way, sir.

Whoa!

I'll be back.

Oh, dear.

Mow, then, boys and girls,

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