Hoodwinked Page #5

- Aaah!

- But she was tied up...

And then the axman cometh?

You got it.

Only he was screaming.

Arghh?

Like a maniac.

- [yelling]

- [screaming]

- Wow.

- Hmm.

- So that was it?

- That wolf was gonna eat us all.

The guy's pawprints

are all over the room. Book him!

Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy.

Let's hear it from the wolf's mouth.

- Don't l get a drink?

- No!

So, Mr. Wolf, may l call you ''Wolf''?

You can call me Sheila.

l like long walks and fresh flowers.

Quit playing around, Wolf!

You're looking at three-to-five

in an old shoe with no windows!

So start singing!

- Your face looks familiar.

- l get around the forest.

What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf?

l'm a shepherd. Hey!

You might as well confess.

l told them everything!

Oould you keep her

away from me, please?

l remember you.

Three years ago on the Stiltskin case.

You were snooping around

for a lead on his real name.

l was close too.

l was gonna go with ''Greg.''

Greg Stiltskin.

Wait a minute, Flippers!

You saying this guy's a cop?

Worse. He's a reporter.

- A what?

- And l've got the real story.

[bicycle bell rings]

[Wolf] l'm an investigativejournalist.

You've probably read my column

Facts and Fairy Tales.

[typewriter typing, dings]

l spent the last six months undercover

investigating

the so-called ''Goody Bandit.''

As more recipes go missing,

the trail has gotten hotter.

- [all] Huh?

- [laughing]

And l'm talking hot coffee, hot coffee,

all over my neck. Very, very painful.

People think a health board examiner

doesn't lead a dangerous life,

but l will tell you, my furry friend,

food is dangerous.

That's why Kenny told me

to come and take a look.

- Who?

- Your boss, Kenny.

- You mean Earl?

- That's what Earl said.

He said, uh, ''Kenny, come down here,''

and so, here l am.

l'm surprised your dessert counter

hasn't been hit,

with all the thievery going around.

- What did you say your name was?

- Shaw. Rick Shaw. l'm in from Japan.

Well, Kenny, l'm gonna

give you a clean bill of health.

But l'm gonna need the names

of all your suppliers.

- You'll have to talk to Earl.

- [pager beeping]

Well, that's Earl right now.

Probably called the FDA.

You keep that thing groomed.

And watch out for hot coffee. Painful.

No desserts. Waste of time.

[bike bell rings]

[Wolf] The little delivery girl

in the red hood.

Always on the go.

More goodies pass through her hands

than anyone's in the whole forest.

She seemed happy...

...a little too happy, perhaps.

Oh! Oreepy.

l was starting to have my suspicions.

Question:

Who does she move the goodies for?

Where do they come from?

Where are they going?

And why the hood?

Aaah!

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