Hoodwinked Page #4

everything l say

- Everything?

- That's right.

You just talked! Just now!

Did l?

# Did l?

# Did l, did l, did l

doo-dah, doo-dah did-i-doo

- Granny?

- What's that? Who's there?

lt's Red. l'm on my way

to come see...

Oh, my dearie, l'm not prepared.

l need to put down fresh doilies! Aah!

- Granny! Granny, what's wrong?

- Gotta go, munchkin.

Bonsai!

Oh, no.

Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble.

l've gotta find a way

around the mountain, fast.

# Well, you came to the right goat

Oh, good. More singing.

# Thirty-seven years ago

a witch done put a spell on me

Yeah. l know.

# A spell where when l'm talking

l'm singing it with glee

# But when you're always singing

you've got to live alone

# That's why l made

this mountain shack my home

That's great...

# When you're on the mountain

there's lots to be a-feared

# That's why this here

old mountain goat's prepared

# Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

These tunnels, l need one

that leads to Puckett Grove.

[yodel-style singing]

Ohh.

# But l got horns that open bottles

and l got horns that hold my keys

# l got horns that

when you turn 'em right

# They help me watch TV

# l got horns that open pickle jars

and horns that come with hair

# l got horns that hang my other horns

# l always come prepared

- Oan you help me find...?

- # To be prepared, to be prepared

# This lesson must be shared

This lesson must be shared

# To be prepared

# To be prepared, to be prepared

# And unless you've got a spare

# You've got one life

so handle it with care

- Aaah!

- [Japeth] Yipee!

Keep your hands and feet

inside of the vehicle at all times!

[yodel-style singing]

[screaming]

[Red laughing]

Whoo-wee!

[rumbling]

# An avalanche is coming

and l do not feel prepared

# lt's rumbling like a mountain lion

l must say that l'm scared

# And if not for the witch's spell

you'd hearjust how l scream

# But since l'm only singing

l'll just yodel till we're creamed

[yodeling]

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah!

[screaming]

[Granny] Red!

Granny?

Use the hood, Red!

Use the hood!

[helicopter blades whir]

What?

[yodeling]

# l was prepared!

Granny! lt's me, Red. ls everything OK?

Oh, yeah, sure thing.

So this wolf, he was dressed

as your grandmother?

- Yes.

- l'm your grandma.

- And you bought that?

- No, not really.

Whoa. What big hands you have.

And what big ears you have.

What bad breath you have!

What big eyes you have.

Are we just gonna sit around here

and talk about how big l'm getting?

Then the fellow with the ax burst in?

- Aaah!

- Whoa! Whoa!

No, no, not yet.

First l was attacked

by that crazy wolf!

Hai-ya! You crazy wolf!

[Red] My granny jumped

out of a closet.

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