Honeymoon in Vegas Page #3

She'd lay out there all day

with them Sidney Sheldon books...

and her coconut oil.

Doctor said they never saw skin

like that, like a saddlebag.

- We got a game tonight?

- No. Not yet.

- It's OK.

- Tommy...

- She was a great girl, Donna.

- Yeah.

I should've got her out of the sun.

Twelve bucks!

No air-conditioning either.

- I ain't going to tip him.

- Hound dog can't even speak English.

I gotta get a suit like that.

- That was some fighter.

- Yeah, that was some fighter.

He knocked down Holmes twice.

Twice. Hey, Tommy,

let's go say "hi," no?

- Go ahead.

- Hey, champ, how you doing?

- You look great. How you doing?

- Real good.

What about that Holmes fight

the other day? What happened?

When Holmes went...

What'd he do?

Wham.

What, what, what?

Look over there.

- It's unbelievable.

- Everything.

Her legs. It's Donna.

Look at all those Indian Elvises.

Yeah, they loved

his movie Blue Calcutta.

Come here.

This is unbelievable.

You're unbelievable.

I want to get you in that room,

tear the bedspread off...

Yoo-hoo! Can I get a room?

This is God

giving me a second chance.

There is no doubt about it.

- What if they're married?

- Look at them.

There's no way they're married.

Yikes.

Oh, my God. Jack!

- We can't afford this!

- I got a deal through Sally Molars.

120 bucks a night.

Is this great or what?

What'd you think of that mirror?

I liked it.

I never realized

I had such a beautiful, round behind.

Or was that you?

That might've been me.

It's 2:
30 already.

Well, maybe we should get some lunch,

do a little gambling...

...and then get...

I'm very happy.

I want you to know that.

And I love you so, so much.

Oh, I'm glad.

Yeah. Hi. This is Jack Singer

in the Ali Baba Suite.

Yeah, you can take the "Do Not Disturb"

off my phone now. Thanks.

May I have your attention,

please. Bally's is happy to introduce...

There's a poker game

for new guests, 4:00 to 6:00.

That could be fun.

You could get a swim. I play.

- And then we're off.

- Where should we go?

They have all these chapels.

We'll just pick the most outrageous one.

Your hand is wet.

I'm nervous, but I'm OK.

I want to do this.

- Maybe we should go now.

- In this heat? It's 108 degrees.

Come on. No, no, no, we waited

this long, we should do it right.

Wait till the sun sets.

Get dressed up.

- Jack, please.

- It's not just another excuse.

Hey.

- We're here to get married.

- And to be together.

Absolutely.

So why do you have to play poker?

Let's just hang out together.

It'll relax me.

It's a fast game with some yokels.

I'll probably make enough

to pay for the whole trip.

Listen. It's right here,

$1,000 dollars in credits,

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