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Sounds good.

That cup of hot cappuccino is forcing me

to release the pressure, guys.

I have to go to a viewing

of 12 Years A Slave.

Wow, that is so wrong.

Yes, sorry. He can be a bit much.

It's also because he deals

with a lot of artists.

Artists?

A manager has to be very direct.

It's why he's doing so well.

Yes, that must be it.

So you bought a house?

- Yes.

And you managed to get a loan

from the bank?

Where is the rest?

And how are you?

House, garden...

Still see the boys?

No, I haven't seen the boys in a while.

These are my flatmates.

Of course, I understand. Absolutely.

Sir, for six months now I've been trying

to turn Games Galore into a mega event.

And it's going to work.

It absolutely will.

I believe your location has

that international allure...

...that it needs.

Felix is basically a nice chap,

but he has a few idiosyncrasies:

A mix of ADD, hypochondria and

a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

He can't handle change, loves schedules

and everything is planned in advance.

So his job as an event planner

fits him like a glove.

The flyers are finished, the script too.

It's sold out. Try calling your boss.

Hello? Damn it.

OK, are you dead on the inside?

If you'd put less jalapenos

in the tacos, I'd be fine.

I spent 32 minutes spraying cold water

on my anus because it was on fire. OK?

With the shower head I have to use?

- Don't act like I disgust you.

I have to shower in your sh*t every day.

That's what mates do.

And this is Mark.

Mark claims that he was in the army

and always says what's on his mind.

Classical music makes him cry,

thinks he's a born leader...

...and sees everything in his life

as a mission.

He usually also embellishes the truth...

...which places him squarely

in the category of storyteller.

I never wank in the shower,

that's Sebas.

Sebas.

And this is Sebas.

Sebas has an online shop...

...with gadgets

and spy shop equipment no-one needs.

Like a lamp with a camera, but the film

is always overexposed because of it.

A microphone in a blow-dryer,

that kind of thing.

It makes doing business tough,

but clear.

'No customers, no trouble,'.

That's his motto.

And like any freelancing entrepreneur,

his days are planned in wank sessions.

Whoa, dude, were you jerking off?

Is that my laptop? If there's any sperm

on my keyboard...

Leave him alone. He's not involved.

Sebas. Time to pay up, my boy.

- Yes, yes, yes.

What the f*** is going on?

- Let's stay calm for a moment.

Stay calm? Shut up.

- Girls, I'm trying to ring...

What the f*** happened to the door?

Is he jerking off again?

What kind of bullshit is this?

What the f***?

OK, I'll take care of it for you.

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