Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Page #5

You gotta do better than that!

If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have

to take two planes to get across it.

Maybe I'm off my hinges,

but I believe you.

That's why I'm gonna let you go.

I'm gonna give you till the count

of three, to get your lousy...

... lying...

... lowdown, four-flushing carcass

out my door!

She's rat bait.

One!

Two!

(JOHNNY LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Three!

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

And a Happy New Year.

Housekeeping.

FRANK OVER RECORDER:

We know a guy who can do the cool jerk

We know a guy who can do the cool jerk

This cat they're talkin ' about

I wonder who could it be

'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

When they see me

Walkin ' down the street

None of the fellas want to speak

Hey, hey, hey

On their faces they wear a silly smirk

'Cause they know

I'm the king of the cool jerks

Get out of here, you pervert,

or I'll slap you silly!

Uh...

Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.

Oh, my foot!

Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

Uncle Rob lives here.

If they're back from Paris,

I'll drop in on them.

They usually give pretty

good presents.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, Kevin.

Your drawers, sir.

Don't flash these babies around here!

There could be girls on this floor!

I was very careful, sir.

You can't be too careful

with underwear.

I understand.

I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.

That won't be necessary, sir.

I still have some tip left over.

No tip?

Okay.

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!

The doorman will be happy

to find you a taxi...

Mr. McCallister.

Excuse me.

Sure.

And how are we this morning?

- Fine. Is my transportation here?

- Out in front, sir.

A limousine and a pizza.

Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

I do hope your father understands

that last night...

...I was simply checking to see

that everything was in order.

Oh, he was pretty mad.

He was?

He said he didn't come here

to have his naked rear spied on.

Of course not.

Will he be down soon?

He already left.

I would've liked to have offered

my personal apology.

If a guy saw you in the shower,

would you want to see him?

I suppose not.

I don't think you'll see him again.

I understand.

Mye.

Have a lovely day.

McCallister...

- Good morning, Mr. McCallister.

- Morning.

Mr. McCallister,

here's your very own...

...cheese pizza.

- Hello?

- Hello.

Know any good toy stores?

Yes, sir.

Ahh.

Mingo!

Get outta here! Go on, get

outta here! Get outta here!

Meat it! Meat it! Get outta here!

Hey, Marv! Get over here!

I gotta talk to you!

Whoa, whoa!

- Would you like a scarf?

- Forget about that, we gotta talk.

We don't have the equipment to pull off

anything big:
Manks, jewelry stores...

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