Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Page #4

I don't think so.

I'm confused.

I'm traveling with my dad.

He's on business. He's at a meeting.

I hate meetings. I'm not allowed

to go in, only to sit in the lobby.

That's boring.

So my dad dropped me off.

Gave me his credit card and said

to have check-in...

...let me in the room

so I won't get into mischief.

Ma'am, sometimes I do

get into mischief.

We all do.

Merry Christmas.

No sign of him.

We'll need to be in touch.

You have hotel rooms?

- Yeah.

- Do you have a recent photo of him?

I have one in my wallet.

I don't have my wallet.

My wallet's in my bag.

Kevin was looking in my bag at

the airport. He has my wallet.

- Did you have credit cards?

- Credit cards, money...

We'll notify the credit card

companies.

If your son has the cards, we can get

a location on him when he uses them.

I don't think he knows

how to use a credit card.

Wow! It worked!

- Cedric.

- Yes?

- Don't count your tips in public.

- I'm sorry.

And find out everything you can

about that young fellow.

Front, please!

Enjoy your stay with us.

Don't forget to remind

your dad, when he arrives...

...he must come down and

sign a couple of things.

- Thank you, you've been helpful.

CEDRIC:
May I take your bag?

Up here to your left.

Herbert Hoover

once stayed on this floor.

The vacuum guy?

No, the president.

This is one of our finest suites, sir.

This is great!

Wow! A huge bed just for me!

Luxurious and spacious.

How convenient.

Hey.

Did you want the key in the bag?

Or did you want to hang on to it?

I'll hang on to it.

Everything all right?

- Is the temperature okay?

- It's okay.

- Do you know how the TV works?

- I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.

Well...

I'm sorry.

And there's plenty more

where that came from.

Thank you.

Would you mind if I worked

on my cannonballs?

No.

Thanks.

KEVIN:

Yikes!

This is a vacation.

Hold it right there!

It's me, Johnny.

I knew it was you.

I could smell you getting off

the elevator.

- Two scoops, sir?

- Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.

DAME:
Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.

- Thank you.

You was here last night too,

wasn't you?

I was singing at the Blue Monkey

last night.

She was not.

She was smooching your brother.

You was here, and you was

smooching with my brother.

-DAME:
That's a dirty lie.

-See?

Don 't give me that.

You been smooching everybody!

Snuffy, Al, Leo,

Little Moe with the gimpy leg,

Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...

I could go on forever, baby.

DAME:
You have me all wrong!

JOHNNY:

All right...

... I believe you.

But my Tommy gun don 't!

Johnny!

You're the only duck in my pond!

Get down on your knees

and tell me you love me.

DAME:

Baby! I'm over the moon for you!

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