Hogfather Page #3
What I don't understand is... how
long has this place had waiters?
Good evening.
Do have another drink
while we wait for the other
members of our little... troop.
Susan, there's a monster
under my bed again.
Oh! Ow!
Ow!
That's a wizard.
No, I'm not. I'm incognito.
Yeah, right.
You're just someone in a pointy hat.
Mr Sideney here is indeed
a wizard. A student, anyway.
This is my brother Banjo.
This is Chickenwire.
I didn't want to come!
Mr Sideney's down on
his luck at the moment.
Hence his willingness to
join our little venture.
So what's the job?
We don't do jobs. We perform services.
And the service will
earn each of you $10,000.
No one said anything about
there being magic in all of this.
Well, I...
Do the voice on it!
- Do the voice on it!
- No!
- Not the voice!
- Hit it on the head with a poker.
- Not the poker!
- This is the friendly warning.
Understand? Because it's Hogswatch.
What are you, a witch or something?
I'm just... something.
Now, you won't be around
here again, will you?
Or we'll put your
head under the blanket.
It's got fluffy bunnies on it.
Fluffy bunnies... No!
Go away and stop bothering me.
That wasn't as much fun
as the one last month,
You know, the one when you
kicked him in the trousers.
Just go to sleep now.
- Locks.
- We have a locksmith.
- Who?
- Mr Brown.
And you can help me carry this.
It's rather heavy.
What is this?
This is my brother Banjo.
Does it do tricks?
No.
He can lift two men up in
each hand, by their necks.
Yeah.
He looks like a volcano.
Really?
Wanna be fashionably late, do you?
I do so hope we're gonna
be friends, Mr Medium Dave.
might not be among... friends.
And I suppose we might
as well make a start.
Hello! My name's Violet,
and I have been your tooth
fairy for this evening.
Here, there ain't nothing
valuable, you know.
Nothing valuable, only
a few bags of t-t-t-t...
Teeth? I know.
My name's Teh-ah-tim-eh.
What's your name, sir?
Ernie. Yes, Ernie.
Come along, gentlemen.
This is my friend Ernie.
He's gonna be our driver for tonight.
Put her in the back, Banjo.
Mister, I ain't rightly allowed
to carry passengers, ya know.
Charlie'd give me a right telling off.
Oh, don't you worry about
that. We're all friends here.
Our mam said no hitting girls.
Only bad boys do that, our mam said.
Shut it!
Ssh! Ernie here doesn't want
to listen to our troubles.
Wh-Wh-Where
to, mister?
You know the way, Ernie.
Behind the Unseen University.
Where the students of
magic are still hard at work
on the night before Hogswatch.
It's just a shame we don't have
any radiation shielding, Busar.
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