Hobo With A Shotgun Page #3

Do you mind?

I really appreciate

your helping me out today.

If it wasn't for

you, who knows,

I'd probably be dead

in ditch somewhere.

I see you have an empty

picture frame here.

Why don't you put

a picture of your

famit.

I don't really have

anything worth remembering.

Right.

You seem like a smart

intelligent girl.

You should be teaching.

Tell people about beautiful

things and miracles.

You're obviously

not from here.

I'm not from anywhere.

Yeah, well

I f*** for a living

and believe me I don't

have a lot of other options.

Right.

Well, I wouldn't

know about that sh*t.

Hey,

take it easy.

I think I'm okay now.

I just tell my brain

when I know I'm hurting.

I just say I got

nothing for you buddy...

Nothing to make it go

away, so just go to hell.

And he goes.

He's like a

brother to me now

and brothers fight sometimes.

Well, I think it's time to put

you and your brother to bed.

No, I'm not going

to stay here.

I'm gonna go,

it's all right.

No, no,

it's okay.

I want you to.

It's a good one.

I don't even remember

when I slept a real bed.

I am tired.

I didn't get your name.

It's Abby.

Here.

Put this on so you don't

get blood on my sheets.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh,

I like that.

This is good.

Thank you.

Well Abby,

can I...

tell you something

about bears?

Sure.

The bear is a solitary animal.

They like their space.

They live in a magic circle.

They mind if you're

like a mile away,

but if you get

inside their circle,

they will maul you.

If a bear's claw would

ever strike your face,

it would take your whole

face right off your skull.

Your eyes, your

nose, your lips.

Everything.

And you would die from it.

Wow.

I didn't know bears

could be so vicious.

They are

wild animals.

There's something else about

bears not many people know.

If a bear gets hooked on

the taste of human blood,

he becomes a man killer.

He'll go on a rampage

and has to be destroyed

and that's why you

should never hug a bear.

Give me that f***ing money!

You f***ing little b*tch,

I'll shove that

money up your...

Move b*tch!

Make you feel it.

Help!

Don't let him take me!

Help me someone!

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

I love your work.

Hey!

Back for that 10

dollars, eh dirt bag?

You're right.

Ah!

Yeah!

Beautiful.

I'm only giving you

twenty for that one buddy.

Now get down

on your knees,

go on,

on you go.

Now I want you to start

chewin' the glass.

What?

I want you to start

eating that glass.

Go on.

Don't even bother

looking at this,

until you start chewing.

Go on.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, now smile

for the camera.

Holy sh*t,

this is f***ing gold!

Now...

pick it up with you mouth.

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