
Hobo With A Shotgun
Spare some change?
Come on!
If you wanna make my money you
gotta get rougher than this.
Hey!
Hey you!
You wanna get in on this?
Come On.
Ten dollars.
Ten dollars.
Come on!
Hey,
f*ck you then!
You'll never make
money without me.
Alright, alright
let's see some blood.
That's it.
That's it.
Go damn it,
HELP me,
Please!
Lady, please help me,
get this off me!
They're gonna fucking kill me.
You've gotta help me here!
Please,
get this off my neck.
Get back,
don't leave me!
F*ck.
You!
Please you've
gotta help me here.
If you don't help me my hand's
coming off my fucking body.
Please just untie me,
that's it.
Oh brother of mine.
Look at you now.
Boys. This isn't
a joke anymore.
You weren't planning on
leaving town without
saying goodbye were ya?
Yeah, we've been looking
all over for you.
I was gettin' worried.
I'm your uncle.
I've known you since
you were fuckin' babies!
This cocksucker gave me the
shittiest Christmas presents.
I hate Christmas.
You fucking brats!
F*ck off!
Drake, stop this,
we're family!
It's the rules,
Logan.
You're our lucky contestant.
No,
please.
Don't put me in there.
Show 'em how to play boys.
Slick. You we're always
my favorite nephew
I swear to God
I mean that.
Get your feet in that
fucking deathhole!
F*ck!
Ivan my boy.
I want everybody here
to appreciate this.
Time to get the show
on the road boy-yo.
Alright you fucking androids.
My father's got something
he wants you all to see.
And I swear, anybody looks
away for even a second,
I'll make them wish they
we're fucking aborted.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to the Drake Show.
Tonight's special episode
thrills, and chills, and
my own personal favorite.
Lots and lots of
that red shit
that flows inside
all our bodies.
IVAN?
CHEER you fuckers!
Thank you.
How can you watch
and not do anything?
They're going to
fucking kill me here!
Somebody say something!
Don't just stand there!
You know, ever since our
from the hospital, I knew
he was a fucking coward.
I'll leave town!
You'll never fucking
see me again.
Just please, I can't
feel my legs, Drake.
He wants mercy from the Drake.
From the Drake...
And he should know
better than anybody...
mercy ain't my style.
What do you want from me?
Logan is no longer my brother.
Our relationship
has been severed.
And now he's all
alone in this world,
with nothing but a
barbed wire noose
around his neck.
You can't let him
do this!
It's not just MY
life he's ruining.
Please.
Help me.
Please!
You should have started
beggin' a long time ago.
I've never enjoyed
listening to you
as much as I do right now.
You're a fucking animal Drake!
You're a shitty fucking
weird little animal.
The way I see it, I'm a
fucking miracle worker,
because I am going
to make it rain!
Gun it,
Slick!
Well, can you feel
your legs now?
Can ya?
Huh!
you wanted to say to me?
Well, thanks for tuning
in ladies and gentlemen.
Who knows,
maybe next time
one of you will be
our lucky contestant.
Enjoy the ride,
my favorite fuckin' uncle.
Go the f*ck home everybody!
And don't forget
to wash your dicks!
$49.99.
Ugh.
I dare you to lick his dick.
Woo! Woo!
You bastards!
Hey Slick, you gotta
check this out man.
Fuckin awesome.
Hey, where the
f*ck are you going?
Business with dad.
Ah.
Hey Otis.
What are ya playing?
I forgot Slick.
I spent all my
money in the arcade.
You owe me money.
You're burning me,
Otis.
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