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Synopsis: HITS is a dark comedy exploring the nature of fame in 21st Century YouTube America. The film takes place in a small town in upstate New York populated by people who trade in unrealistic expectations. Its a story in which fame, delusion, earnestness, and recklessness meet, shake hands, and disrupt the lives around them.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): David Cross
Production: Honora Productions
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
39%
Year:
2014
96 min
$15,156
Website
20 Views


Yeah, well, see,

the thing is, like,

Crim Shade gets me these ideas,

like, I never otherwise

would have thought of.

Yeah.

Oh, Bennie, I'm so sorry.

- No, it's cool.

- Yeah, no.

It's cool.

I should have some by tomorrow.

Totally sorry.

I'll swing by then, yeah.

You can get that.

No, I'm gonna take off.

And I'll see you tomorrow.

Are you sure we can't

get you something?

No, I'm all good, thanks.

Yeah, thanks, Maddy.

No, I'll just see y'all

tomorrow, okay?

Yeah, yeah, tomorrow, sure.

Yeah, Crimson Nightshade.

Oh, sh*t, okay.

I got to run.

Yeah, you want me

to help you out?

Please.

The steps are uneven.

Yeah, I know.

Sometimes they catch

on bike wheels.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

You know what,

I got to talk to the city.

We need to, like, have

really much safer,

like, bike-friendly steps.

Baby...

Sweetie-pie...

Honey-bear...

I know, I know.

No, I know, it's just...

What?

I just really want...

Shh.

You know we can't.

Not us; We can't.

Hey, smart-ass.

I know you hit "ignore,"

because it's going

straight to voicemail.

Look, I have

a town council tonight,

but I need to talk to you

about your brother,

so call me back.

Okay, Hon, love you, bye.

Hey, Ms. Casserta.

You got another message from

that guy Dave Stuben again.

Oh, for Chrissakes,

that pain in the ass.

What should I do?

Ignore it.

How many times do I have to

tell that guy

the same thing

over and over again?

Should I respond to him?

What?

I just said ignore it.

I got to go to Wal-Mart,

pick up that crap

for the meeting.

Did you watch last night?

Teen Mom?

Yeah.

Can you believe Brooklyn?

She called the cops

on her f***ing mom.

Like, who does that?

Yeah, that, but...

she's giving out an award

at the MTV Movie Awards.

Her?

I mean, I guess

she's famous now, so...

Speaking of famous,

I forgot to tell you...

my dad gave me the money.

Awesome.

I'll tell Julian

you're ready for the recording.

What are you talking about?

What recording?

Oh, didn't I tell you

about getting on The Voice?

- Huh?

- Yep.

Gonna make my audition,

send it in,

and then I will be

on The Voice this season.

Ha-ha, yeah, right.

What are you gonna sing?

Brave by the artist

Sara Bareilles.

Ha-ha!

Ah-ha-ha!

Oh!

- F*** you, Christian.

- Enough.

Christian, go clean out

the walk-in.

Julie, keep restocking.

Katelyn, I want

to talk to you outside.

Oh, it's bright.

So... you got an audition

for The Voice.

Yeah.

What, they said

they'd just audition you?

'Cause that's usually

not how it works.

Yeah.

I'm sending in a recording,

and I will get an audition.

They told me that my last demo

was so good

but that it was too low-quality

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David Cross

David Cross (born April 4, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, and writer, known primarily for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development. Cross created, wrote, executive produced, and starred in The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, developed and had a prominent role in Freak Show, appeared on Modern Family, portrayed Ian Hawke in the first three live action/CGI films starring Alvin and the Chipmunks, and voiced Crane in the Kung Fu Panda film franchise. more…

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