Hitch Page #2
- It could.
What are you doing? Go back to the beach.
- I don't want you here.
- No, really, you do.
You are becoming
a sick, workaholic lunatic...
and this is exactly...
the kind of nervous, overwrought behavior
that leads to...
Pictures of Sebby with a busty brunette.
A very big raise.
Jesus. You could find dirt in a snowstorm.
Comes with the job.
You know, kiddo, there is more to life
than watching other people live it.
Can I help he was cheating on my beach?
I think it's great
that you're so good at your job.
I'm just a little worried as to why.
Okay. I want that column on my desk
by lunch.
So you'll pay for my hotel?
For you to sip mai tais?
I don't think so. Get out.
- Come on.
- What?
- That's good, right?
- No.
No, it was in and it freaked out.
You know what your problem is, Hitch?
You're all about the short game.
You pick your shots
based on what you see first...
not what's necessarily best for you...
in the long run.
All of us are not married to the woman
of our dreams and about to have a baby.
You know, I'm very happy for you.
Just not meant for everybody.
So please just leave me to my hot, sweaty...
totally varied, wildly experimental
short game.
- I was talking about pool, but whatever.
- Yeah, okay.
Honestly, I just hope one day
you're able to experience...
the unconditional love, trust,
and openness...
that I share with Grace every single day.
- Is this really barroom talk?
- You need to listen to me. I'm serious.
Because when you get to a place
with a woman like that...
it's so beyond anything physical that...
when I think back to
when I used to run around with you...
and chase all these really gorgeous
but shallow women...
I don't know, it's kind of ridiculous
and vaguely pathetic.
Yeah, I see what you mean. That's pathetic.
So, how'd you meet him?
I was in La Perla
just buying some weekend thongs.
- And he was doing likewise?
- No.
Actually, he said he was buying something
for his mom.
His mom?
Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie
for their mother?
Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.
Casey, he was hitting on you while
he was buying lingerie for another woman.
- I know you do, but that's not the point.
No, the point is I'm not gonna start out
assuming the guy's a liar.
- Why not?
- Because that's how you wind up...
Like me? Is that what you were gonna say?
No. I was gonna say, "Like you. "
- What's his name?
- Why?
- No. Google your own guy.
Let's just see if his mother's still alive.
- So when is Grace due again?
- Soon.
- You excited?
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