"God, I hope I don't get
swept off my feet today. "
Now, she might say,
"This is a really bad time for me. "
Or something like, "I just need some space. "
Or my personal favorite:
You know why?
Because she's lying to you, that's why.
You understand me? Lying.
It's not a bad time for her.
She doesn't need any space.
She may be into her career...
"Get away from me now. "
Or possibly, "Try harder, stupid. "
Well, which one is it?
60% of all human communication
30% is your tone.
So that means that
ain't coming out of your mouth.
Of course she'll lie to you.
She's a nice person,
she doesn't wanna hurt your feelings.
What else is she gonna say?
She doesn't even know you.
Luckily, the fact is
that just like the rest of us...
And that's where I come in.
My job is to open her eyes.
Oh, my God!
Is this what you're looking for?
Basic principles: No matter what,
any man has a chance
You cannot use what you do not have.
So if you're shy, be shy.
If you're outgoing, be outgoing.
- I'm not outgoing.
- That's okay.
She may not want the whole truth,
but she does want the real you.
She may not want to see it all at once,
but she does want to see it.
So tonight, when you're wondering what
to say, how you look, or if she likes you...
just remember, she is already out with you.
That means she said yes
when she could have said no.
That means she made a plan
to try to make her like you.
It is your job not to mess it up.
The shoes are hot.
You went to the place I told you?
You bought the shoes.
You look great in the shoes.
That's the you I'm talking about.
The key tonight is hang back.
Give her plenty of space.
If she lingers at a photograph, move on.
But maintain the visual.
So when you leave the club, walk a little.
what was her favorite photograph,
why that one.
And when she answers,
don't be looking at her mouth.
Don't be wondering
what she looks like naked.
Listen to what she is saying and respond.
Listen and respond.
That way, when it's your turn to talk...
"I like your mouth. "
What was your favorite one?
The elephant, definitely.
And all of a sudden,
we're on date number two.
We're going back in there.
You have to smile.
In case you didn't go to high school,
hitting is a good thing.
So how does it happen, great love?
Are you okay?
- Nobody knows.
- I'm good.
Let me get a Bomb Pop
and a Screwball for the lady.
But what I can tell you,
One moment, you're enjoying your life.
And the next, you're wondering
Three dates is all I need.
Three dates, and I'll get you here,
Synopsis: While helping his latest client woo the fine lady of his dreams, a professional "date doctor" finds that his game doesn't quite work on the gossip columnist with whom he's smitten.