High School Page #5
My dad's gonna cancel
the Spice Channel if I get expelled,
beat me up
with my own severed cock.
Let... yo, let me call you right back.
- What?
- You did this to me.
Do you have any idea
Look, chill, man.
You're causing a scene.
I'm causing a scene?
Causing a scene? What?!
What?
trippir balls
pretty hard core right now.
Dude, I'm not like other people.
Okay? I don't trip on balls.
Okay? If I'm busted, I can kiss
my MIT scholarship good-bye.
My entire life
is on the line right now.
Yeah, all right. Hey, you guys,
the pumpkins are trying to kill us.
You gotta go talk to 'em.
Come on, seriously, go.
- What's with them?
- Come on.
This is my cleansing box.
It's for emergency situations.
We've got goldenseal,
but I think they test for that now.
Tea regimen, but it takes
something like two to three days.
but sometimes your piss
can come out a little too clean.
Like it's not even urine anymore.
It's Aquafina.
Okay, so what else
do we have, man? Is that it?
There's the piss pump.
It's classic, but if they frisk you,
they're gonna find it.
- Right.
- The bottom line is anything you use
will buy you a 40% chance
of passing.
That's an F.
That's an F, Breaux.
You know, this is what
they warn you about in that video.
It starts out fun until you start
clawing your eyes out
in a padded cell with al-Qaeda.
One hit could really ruin your life.
I mean, you could always
go around to high schools.
You know, like,
"Don't be like me. I blew it.
Threw my life down
the garbage disposal...
for weed."
Come on!
- Hey, I'm playing, man.
- This is a big deal, Breaux.
I need your... this is a big deal!
Yeah, I know, man.
# Have you ever
watched the sun go down #
# And you're thinking
'bout the world spinnir round? #
# Have you ever
been high as f***? #
# You're in the bathroom mirror
talking to yourself #
# And your dog's lookir at you
like you need help #
# Have you ever been
high as f***? #
Oh.
Have you been throwing
cold cuts at my window?
Yo, have you been crying?
Yo, meet me
at the tree house, gangster.
Yo, who the f*** touched my whip?
Got you!
"Sodium aluminum sul..."
There's aluminum in this?
What the f***?
Look, uh, what if we
walked in tomorrow,
failed the drug test,
and no one even noticed?
What if you could fail and still be
valedictorian and still go to MIT?
- Jesus Christ, you're high again.
- Yeah, I'm always high...
Dude, that's a stoner fantasy, man.
How could I fail the drug test
and no one care?
- If everyone fails.
- Of course.
If we can't pass the test, fine.
F*** it.
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